My little one makes me pee! The other day she was in tears because she wanted mitobin- I was like what is that? This went on for a couple of days, I had no idea what she was talking about, got to the point where she was becoming aggressive. Figured it out though, opened the cupboard door to find something to eat, she started screaming MITOBIN, MITOBIN!, it was only her bloody vitamin tablets, I had forgotton to give them too her.
DS had quite a few probs with the letter r.....as a results Grandma is called GLammy, and Grandpa, GLAMpa! My mum loves this and has stated firmly she wants to stay being called glammy forever....dad says it makes him feel a bit like gary glitter - which isn;t so good!
We also get hilarious interpretations of other peoples names. Jaques becomes jacket.....uncle jacket, uncle jacket! Rachel - angel ...auntie angel (she likes that!) etc etc.
Also - my sequinned shoes are "mummy's dancy shoes" - ohhhhh - they are so cute....