Inspired by the news here in the Telegraph regarding the banned adverts using adapted nursery rhymes to teach children about climate change, my local radio station laid a challenge to listeners to re-write other nursery rhymes in the same manner.
I thought you talented Mumsnetters would like a go.
Here are my offerings:
- I had a litle nut tree, nothing would it bear
But a mutant nutmeg and a glowing pear
The minister for DEFRA paid me a visitation
And fined me £50K for my nuclear power station
2)Mary, Mary, quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?
Mainly thanks to Genetic Modification
3)Baa, baa black sheep have you any wool?
No-due to a failed cloning incident, we've all mutated into freak bald monsters
- London Bridge is falling down,
A freak tsunami washed up the Thames, broaching the barrier and taking most of Essex with it
I was bored, please entertain me, bet you could do better