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I can't help thinking that crashing things into the moon is vandalism

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FABIsInTraining · 09/10/2009 18:45

Leave it alone!

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nappyzonecantrunfortoffee · 09/10/2009 18:48

well the aliens up there will think its us attacking them and just blow earth away with their big feck off arsenal of earth destroying weapons.

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southeastastra · 09/10/2009 18:49

oh no what about the clangers

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nappyzonecantrunfortoffee · 09/10/2009 18:51

and the cheese - there will be a new nasty tasting brand of cheese.

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FABIsInTraining · 09/10/2009 18:54

I know!!!

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nappyzonecantrunfortoffee · 09/10/2009 18:59

When is this happening then? i have heard it on radio but didnt take in the details. Howl long have we got left before we are obliterated?

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mollyroger · 09/10/2009 19:06

what if they break it????

Bastards.

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Morloth · 09/10/2009 21:09

I was thinking this. Why does this seem like a good idea? I get that it would be good to know if there is water on the moon. But maybe, just maybe we should try to find out in a way that doesn't involve deliberately crashing something?

What, we have filled the Earth up with junk now? We need to start leaving shit lying around on the moon?

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pointyhat · 09/10/2009 23:07

why don't they just send a coupla guys to the moon again?

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2kidzandi · 10/10/2009 01:46

To whom does the moon officially belong anyway? Don't earth's citizens get any say about who gets to blast rockets into it?

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nymphadora · 10/10/2009 08:56

I thought about the clangers

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oranges · 10/10/2009 09:19

I did think it odd that Obama won the peace prize the day the US decided to bomb the sodding moon.

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FABIsInTraining · 10/10/2009 14:46

And why do we need to know if there is water on the moon anyway?

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nappyzonecantrunfortoffee · 10/10/2009 15:24

pointyhat again? did anybody really go there?

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mosschops30 · 10/10/2009 15:26

I cant stop thinking about how much it must have cost them and that maybe that money would be better used elsewhere!!!

Who gives a fuck if theres water on the moon, I dont!

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whomovedmychocolate · 10/10/2009 15:31

Well you know unknown threats must be controlled - tis part of the oxymoronic defence plan

I get very cross about this sort of stuff, we can't live there - it's over 200 degrees in places, and aside from the sponsorship potential (the moon, brought to you by Evian ) it's a pretty pointless exercise isn't it?

I guess they had some spare nukes now Obamas apparently talked the world out of being bad

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pointyhat · 11/10/2009 09:38

yes nappy, that's what I wonder

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pippel · 11/10/2009 09:44

I always think its a bit arrogant to say that planet cant contain life there is no water, what that means is that we cant live there. Maybe life is there that has evolved to the conditions on that planet.

and I definitely think we should have left the moon alone, its just so rude

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ADragonIs4LifeNotJustHalloween · 11/10/2009 09:45

Don't worry about us. My pink shouted friends and I will be safe in our underground caverns.

Besides, Major Clanger has a plan to launch the iron chicken at earth, crashing it into McDonald's head quarters at 5000 miles per hour. Shortly after, a large cauldron of soup will be following. Watch out for new items on their menu soon.

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CoteDAzur · 11/10/2009 21:52

What seems to be the problem? Meteors frequently bombard the moon anyway, and with much higher force. you may have noticed the zillions of craters on surface of the moon.

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