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Political 'Breast alikey!'

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bluelou Fri 02-Oct-09 11:01:18

Im breastfeeding at the moment and was inspired to do this,see most recent post
I was gong to post this on the breastfeeding threads,but though it may be more appropriate hear.
May be NWS.

SqueezyCheese Fri 02-Oct-09 16:22:38

Maybe I am naive, but does anyone really have nipples like that? Jesus shock

bamboobutton Fri 02-Oct-09 16:30:57

squeezy- hypoplastic breasts have nipples like that.

SqueezyCheese Fri 02-Oct-09 16:51:09

Wow, thanks. I never heard of hypoplastic breasts blush Have googled now and feel really embarrassed for being dim. Every single day I learn something new on MN smile


bluelou Fri 02-Oct-09 19:26:55

Im just amazed theres a pair of tits out there that look like Nick Clegg.

bluelou Fri 02-Oct-09 19:32:18

Iv just done a googil image search for hypo plastic breasts, dear god it’s the House of Commons.

itchyitch Fri 02-Oct-09 19:42:07

bluelou, are you trying to drive traffic through your own blog?


it is a good thing you didn't put this in breast and bottlefeeding as the humour about hypoplastic breasts would have offended.

while i am at it, are you aware that MN has a media section? it costs 330 TO DRIVE mnERS TO YOUR SELF ADVERTISEMENT.

sorry about caps. sleeper on my lap. 1 hand typing.

bluelou Fri 02-Oct-09 20:40:52

One hand typing hear as well, iv got a 14 week old baby and Iv watched any chance of being a paid cartoonist thrown out with the placenta.

Iv been coming on mumsnet since I was 4 months pregnant under a name change from my working name Bluelou, Iv been cheered up and have felt a little less isolated, informed and comforted. I used to post to publishers, but now I only post to friends.

Iv made a mistake this is a commercial forum with anonymous contributors.

I receive no money from my blog for having people go through, nor do I carry advertisements. Check and see.
I get paid in laughs now.

If I were looking to steer I would have log on and placed the link under a name change.

I’m sorry if Iv offends anybody with the breasthypo plastic breast, I didn’t even know about it.
I apologies for any offence given, from the threads I was under the impression that there was opportunity to push the envelop on humor hear.

Iv was watching the rude name change threads with interest and much amusement.

Never mind eh..

itchyitch Fri 02-Oct-09 21:12:34

hey no problem. i understand how isolating early motherhood can be. just found it weird on some levels at first. it can be anyone having a troll or self promoting with less than sincere intentions. MN attracts all sorts because it has gone large. regulars are twitchy sometimes.

itchyitch Fri 02-Oct-09 21:23:16

have you discovered this book yet? cartoonist at work

bedlambeast Fri 02-Oct-09 21:30:09

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bluelou Fri 02-Oct-09 22:04:31

Itchyitch I have to spell check everything I write and just got back and looked at the link, thats cracking stuff.
Im afrade Im not that good.
Belambeat im convince marget powels could be a man.

This is what I wrote earlyer :
Cheers Iv felt very hopeful when I cane across MN because a lot of the other mothering sites seemed a bit insipid, the really nasty ‘how old is your babies’ widgets and slideshows of your kids.

It was nice to come across a bunch of women who are not afraid to be funny. I used to get a women only drawn underground comic years ago and called ‘good girls don’t talk about politics or religion’.
It says it all really

I once had a very famous old bastard of a political cartoonist tell me to my face that women couldn’t do political cartoons, we didn’t have in us. I had carpet burns on my jaw when I dropped it there, but realised that this is unfortunately the attitude. Iv been hacking away at it for a number of years, but I’m not really good enough for publication, and I have bloody awful dyslexia.
In some places its a bit of a old boys club, one old ink stud said the school run would put pay to any aspirations I had.
It did.
Writing humour can be quite hard on your own. And newspaper editors don’t give a shit if you’re been up with a teething child and haven’t made the deadline.

Iv notest on other websites once you became a mother you were not allowed to swear, argue politics and be only interested in your kids.

Its came as some relief to find this site.

One thing it maybe could do with is some kind of gallery thread, Iv seen some very talented writers showcased on hear, and I know there’s probably some bloody good artists squeezing come creative time in with it all, even if it’s a picture of jam smeared to your roof or the goldfish in the DVD player. Just make it a rule for no bloody insipid mummsy stuff goes on. Get it hosted on one of the picture sites.

But then again it could be a Pandoras box and turn into a trolls penis photo depository.
No scrub that that was a bad idea.

Sorry again.

bedlambeast Wed 07-Oct-09 20:19:45

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