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Lexilicious Wed 30-Sep-09 14:15:52

...generator funny thingy.
here

chortle..

gagamama Wed 30-Sep-09 14:29:03

I've seen this before, it's brilliant, but it still has me laughing out loud at some of the headlines!

HAVE THE FRENCH STOLEN FROM YOUR PETS?

IS RUSSELL BRAND STEALING THE IDENTITY OF THE COUNTRYSIDE?

HAVE IMMIGRANTS TURNED BRITAIN'S FARMERS GAY?

COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL MAKE CLIFF RICHARD IMPOTENT?

COULD ALISTAIR DARLING MOLEST DRIVERS?

... are just some of the most smirksome ones I go this time! grin

LadyGlencoraPalliser Wed 30-Sep-09 14:32:47

I liked
ARE THE GERMANS SCROUNGING OFF YOUR PETS?
Also
COULD YOBS DEVALUE YOUR DAUGHTERS?

TheBalladofGayTony Wed 30-Sep-09 14:35:16

love it!

TheBalladofGayTony Wed 30-Sep-09 14:35:32

COULD SINGLE MOTHERS INFECT THE MEMORY OF DIANA WITH AIDS?

funtimewincies Wed 30-Sep-09 20:13:27

ARE GYPSIES IMPREGNATING BRITAIN'S FARMERS?

Not sure where my sympathies would lie with that one (especially given some of the farmers I know) but a horrible mental image none the less!

Marioandluigi Wed 30-Sep-09 21:58:34

ARE THE UNEMPLOYED RUINING THE ROYAL FAMILY?

WILL FERAL CHILDREN SCROUNGE OFF MIDDLE BRITAIN?

Very funny

gagamama Wed 30-Sep-09 23:40:31

HAVE GAYS HAD SEX WITH YOUR HOUSE?

Sorry, couldn't resist another giggle!

QwertyQueen Wed 30-Sep-09 23:42:17

COULD THE INTERNET GIVE YOUR DAUGHTERS SWINE FLU?

lol!

franch Thu 08-Oct-09 20:35:50

This genuinely makes me laugh out loud.

WILL YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL TURN BRITAIN'S SWANS GAY?

COULD WORKING MOTHERS GIVE YOUR CHILDREN CANCER?

ARE PAEDOPHILES BURGLING MIDDLE BRITAIN?

ARE WORKING MOTHERS IMPREGNATING THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?

WILL FEMINISM RUIN THE COUNTRYSIDE?

HAS RIP-OFF BRITAIN TURNED TAXPAYERS' MONEY GAY?

Oh, hours of fun ....

nickytwotimes Thu 08-Oct-09 20:38:52

grin
Pmsl.

Heated Thu 08-Oct-09 20:41:15

COULD GAYS DEVALUE HOMEOWNERS? grin

PeedOffWithNits Thu 08-Oct-09 23:20:27

WILL THE POLES SCROUNGE OFF CLIFF RICHARD?

COULD THE P.C. BRIGADE MAKE BRITAIN'S FARMERS OBESE?

ARE THE UNEMPLOYED MOLESTING DRIVERS?

[GRIN] loving it!

PeedOffWithNits Thu 08-Oct-09 23:21:00

grin even!

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