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OMG - nick clegg to bring back niceness

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TheBalladofGayTony Tue 29-Sep-09 14:31:23

legislation will demand that everyone has a clean pocket hankerchief for lending to sad people and wiping grime from the faces of urchins.

claricebeansmum Tue 29-Sep-09 14:32:33


TheBalladofGayTony Tue 29-Sep-09 14:35:33

middle class parents will receive ocado vouchers to maintin appearances

claricebeansmum Tue 29-Sep-09 14:38:01

Wasn't there something about humming uplifting show tunes in bus queues?

FimboFortunaFeet Tue 29-Sep-09 14:39:26

And it will be compulsory to say thank you when someone holds a door open for you.

TheBalladofGayTony Tue 29-Sep-09 14:40:24

yes clarice but no jazz hands

pagwatch Tue 29-Sep-09 14:42:49

there will be yoga for those queueing at the benefits office. Which is nice.

And he is bringing back Battenberg. Hooray

TheBalladofGayTony Tue 29-Sep-09 14:45:51

snort @ battenburg.

all pubs will have a self regulating cheerful cockney on the piano

cherryblossoms Tue 29-Sep-09 15:52:52

Proper tea-time will be rolled out nationally in stages (with aforementioned battenburg). A ha'penny tax on earners over £1m will be used to finance a subsidy for lower-income households. And that's nice too.

Cluckadoodledoo Tue 29-Sep-09 15:57:05

All families will be assigned a Mary Poppins if they want one for free!

Hassled Tue 29-Sep-09 15:57:17

Is it true that we'll all be able to choose between getting a fluffy kitten or an adorable puppy as part of the Love Cute Animals incentive?

Bleh Tue 29-Sep-09 15:58:59

They are also going to require that all nice young gentleman escort old ladies across the road.

Bleh Tue 29-Sep-09 15:59:57

Why no jazz hands? I'd vote them in if they guaranteed jazz hands.

SecretNinjaChipmunk Tue 29-Sep-09 16:00:13

this sounds like my kind of place.....

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