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Exploding Toads - Wheresmyfroggy beware!!!!!!!!

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JoolsToo Thu 28-Apr-05 11:14:12


wheresmyfroggy Thu 28-Apr-05 11:17:17

Kids feeding them yeast probably

Toads are tossers anyway

JoolsToo Thu 28-Apr-05 11:27:58

poor Mr Toad are you not his cousin?

wheresmyfroggy Thu 28-Apr-05 11:31:28


Frogs and toads are like cats and dogs, their rivalry goes back to the days of the dinosaurs, in fact it was the ferocity of this war between the two factions that killed off the dinosaurs

Toadie Thu 28-Apr-05 11:33:35

What have I ever done to you?

wheresmyfroggy Thu 28-Apr-05 11:38:25

It's nothing personal, it's just one of those things

We are destined to be enemies

Toadie Thu 28-Apr-05 11:40:31

I shall bear that in mind. You should also bear in mind that toads are bigger than frogs, and if there's any physical fighting I am sure to squash you flat.

JoolsToo Thu 28-Apr-05 11:41:47

unless you explode first

Toadie Thu 28-Apr-05 11:43:21

You'd better keep well out of the way in case I do then - I'm big enough to make a hell of a mess

wheresmyfroggy Thu 28-Apr-05 11:44:43

Yes but toads are slow and unagile unlike the nimble and dextrous frog

Toadie Thu 28-Apr-05 11:46:59

I'm happy to be slow and unagile (is that a word??), at least I'm not burning myself out at a frantic pace.

Frogs, on the other hand, whilst small and nimble, are often caught by cats and have their legs pulled off. Toads don't because we taste vile.

JoolsToo Thu 28-Apr-05 11:47:42

you been in the jampot again?!

Toadie Thu 28-Apr-05 11:50:17

Does Jampot know

JoolsToo Thu 28-Apr-05 11:51:11

wheresmyfroggy Thu 28-Apr-05 11:56:06

The jam is used to help climbing, all nice and sticky

Any way at least we dont look like this

Toadie Thu 28-Apr-05 11:56:48

He's rather handsome, actually ...

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