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FioFio Wed 24-Sep-08 11:53:49

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WideWebWitch Wed 24-Sep-08 11:54:48

I read this in the free London paper yesterday and thought how stupid IS she that she couldn't get a pig out of her house?!

Carmenere Wed 24-Sep-08 11:55:35

God I LOVE pigsgrin

FioFio Wed 24-Sep-08 11:56:19

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noolia Wed 24-Sep-08 11:59:07

Have you ever tried to push a pig? They are very heavy and have a very low centre of gravity so are very stable!

WideWebWitch Wed 24-Sep-08 12:04:58

No, but I was attacked by a sheep once and it was surprisingly strong and heavy. I was minding my own business, crossing a field I often walked through and it suddenly went for me and started butting me. I shouted at it, waved my arms in the air to make myself look bigger like they do in Withnail and I, threw water at it from my water bottle and it STILL kept coming. I was backing away the whole time. Not as stupid as they look, sheep!

littlelapin Wed 24-Sep-08 12:05:36

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WideWebWitch Wed 24-Sep-08 12:05:56

This was several years ago btw, we went for a walk this weekend and dh and ds were taking the piss out of me as we nervously crossed a field with sheep in it- "Mum, that one's looking at you in a funny way" etc etc

theNaughtiestGirlKeepsaSecret Wed 24-Sep-08 12:06:47

I couldn't get the neighbour's cat out of my house last month.

theNaughtiestGirlKeepsaSecret Wed 24-Sep-08 12:08:04

ps, love the name Bruce. Cool.

edam Wed 24-Sep-08 12:09:12

Can't help chortling but noolia's right, a stubborn pig will NOT be moved. They are bigger than you might think if you don't spend much time on a farm, and very heavy. Don't think I could shove one out of the way.

batters Wed 24-Sep-08 12:14:01

When I was little a horse grabbed hold of my arse and held on for dear life. It really really hurt. My mother who was with me told me not to make a fuss.

I hate horses to this day.

FabioVicePeeperPlopper Wed 24-Sep-08 12:14:32

I'll hang out where I like tNGKaS

lol at 'local piggery'
would that be a farm?

lol at 'Oi thort oi wuz a stron wumman, oi've pushed lots of animuls in moi toime'

FabioVicePeeperPlopper Wed 24-Sep-08 12:15:49

that pig had massive bollocks envy

batters Wed 24-Sep-08 12:17:35

you're envious of a pig's bollocks, fabio?

FabioVicePeeperPlopper Wed 24-Sep-08 12:18:35

She had mine removed

I'm seeing a counsellor about it.

batters Wed 24-Sep-08 12:19:13

ah get it!!

WideWebWitch Wed 24-Sep-08 12:22:54

snigger at horse/arse
sorry, am sure it wasn't funny at the time

FioFio Wed 24-Sep-08 12:35:56

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FioFio Wed 24-Sep-08 18:18:24

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