CALIFRAU and other WELSH MNetters, now we know who to blame for the end of the world

[MmeLindt]

It was a bloody Welshman

ROFL at "By about 11am, he hopes to have a beam circulating, to start a set of experiments that should reveal many of the most elusive mysteries in physics. ?Then we can all go for lunch,? he says"

[LapinOnTheEventHorizon]

Let's hope it doesn't LEEK then

[MmeLindt]

I have just noticed that it is near Geneva, where we are moving to next week. I wonder if it is open to the public. (If it is still there, of course)

[filthymindedvixen]

I am just amused by ''a few practical problems'' encountered by CERn ''but we're gonna do it anyway...''

[JonesTheSteam]

Have you heard him speak? His accent is the STRONGEST Welsh accent I have ever heard...

[LapinOnTheEventHorizon]

MmeLindt, we are ALL moving to Switzerland

[MmeLindt]

We can have a MN meet in Genf. You can all stay in my Atom shelter (pic on profile)

at the irony of all the Swiss having an atomic shelter and building the supercollider

[LapinOnTheEventHorizon]

LOL you really DO have a shelter! [impressed]

Ooh they must have switched it on, I just saw France go past the window...

[MmeLindt]

I do, I do! Complete with air filter. We have been informed that we should keep it stocked up with dry goods and water. And a radio.

DH's colleagues have told us that it great for use as a wine cellar

[LapinOnTheEventHorizon]

A LARGE wine cellar, I like it

[Gipfeli]

Am very envious of the WC in your shelter Mme Lindt, ours doesn't have one.

[MmeLindt]

I don't think it is plumbed in, in fact I think it is a bidet. That is the colour of lovely bathroom suite.

[Gipfeli]

Ah yes, didn't look properly. Lovely colour

[MmeLindt]

bump cause I just noticed Cali is online

[MmeLindt]

in a non-stalkery way

[Kewcumber]

"MmeLindt, we are ALL moving to Switzerland" - I think your verb is wrong lapin "moving" = "sucked into"

Anyway particles won't start colliding for another month will they?

[MmeLindt]

By which time I will be safe in my atom bunker...

Although if it is a big black hole scenario, that is unlikely to help

Oh, well. I will just have to drink all the wine

[Ripeberry]

The Swiss will be OK. They ALL have nuclear shelters...seriously they do!

[MmeLindt]

Ripeberry
I know. Look at mine (on profile)

But I am a bit worried that it will do me no good at all (other than the wine chilling) if we all disappear down a black hole.

Not so clever after all, the Swiss

[MmeLindt]

Cali
I know, there has been stuff on the TV here about the science thing, but none of the "help the sky is falling down" Eyeoreism that has gripped UK for days.

[Donk]

Don't blaspheme Eeyore - that was Chicken Licken!

[pointydog]

The Americans have a pre-election going on. They are even more oblivious to the rest of the world.

[WilfSell]

I'd just like to point out that near where I live there are huge big signs pointing out the way to the "Secret Nuclear Bunker"