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SKY NEWS I've Just trumped

(23 Posts)
NotAnOtter Tue 11-Sep-07 21:30:10

Or have I?

Bluestocking Tue 11-Sep-07 21:31:01

Check your sofa for DNA.

BBBee Tue 11-Sep-07 21:31:23

it is now being reported that a source close to you has disclosed that the trump was infact an anal prolapse

anorak Tue 11-Sep-07 21:31:31

Thank you notanotter you've made me laugh properly for the first time today with your outrageous claim.

I can't smell anything so it can't be true.

ledodgy Tue 11-Sep-07 21:32:21

The daily mail are saying it was in fact not a trump but a shart.

VeniVidiVernonHartshornNUMNQV Tue 11-Sep-07 21:32:42

ROFL at bluestocking grin

whomovedmychocolate Tue 11-Sep-07 21:32:59


whomovedmychocolate Tue 11-Sep-07 21:33:08


harleyd Tue 11-Sep-07 21:33:26

but if sky news said it it must be true wink

DerekHassledHatton Tue 11-Sep-07 21:33:44

FrannylinePankhurst Tue 11-Sep-07 21:36:15

this needs bumping

v good

NotAnOtter Tue 11-Sep-07 21:44:36

dp getting forensics to check pants

Could this be a conspiracy theory and actually it was HIM?

BeetrootBevan Tue 11-Sep-07 21:45:49

now we need to bump them allup

pointydog Tue 11-Sep-07 21:46:48

Are you trying to cover up for the dead mouse behind the sofa?

VeniVidiVernonHartshornNUMNQV Tue 11-Sep-07 21:49:40

the evidence could have been planted....

VeniVidiVernonHartshornNUMNQV Tue 11-Sep-07 21:50:13

the evidence could have been planted....

Boco Tue 11-Sep-07 21:51:17

Did you follow through?

NotAnOtter Tue 11-Sep-07 21:53:53

hang on - the paparazzi are here for a shoot

touch your toes guys its a line up!

anorak Tue 11-Sep-07 21:55:14

trouble is this kind of evidence doesn't leave any trace.

open a window, fan your arse a bit and it's gone. forensic science can't a thing.

pointydog Tue 11-Sep-07 21:55:56

No trace? With a follow through?

Bluestocking Tue 11-Sep-07 21:56:26

Perhaps it was just that white Fiat Uno backfiring?

anorak Tue 11-Sep-07 21:56:58

it's as if you never farted.

NotAnOtter Tue 11-Sep-07 22:09:07

its a dutch oven under this duvet

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