Gordon Ramsay's right testicle is recovering nicely

[welliemum]

Apparently he burned it whilst cooking "commando".

link here - no horrible details I promise

Am not his biggest fan but am definitely sympathetic as it can't be much fun. However,

a) WHY is this news?
b) Didn't his mother tell him about basic safety in the kitchen?
c) Apparently Jamie Oliver has done similar whilst cooking in the nude
d) WHY is THAT news?
e) And ditto Jamie's mother!

Does being a sleb mean you're not allowed to have common sense any more?

[slim22]

poor thing,
i have to admit i quite fancy him

[Furball]

pmsl - gives a whole new take on roasted chestnuts

[Blandmum]

or baked plums

[woodenchair]

says alot about the size of his old fella if his nuts hit the cooker first!!

[lulumama]

PMSL Furball !!


the thought of him cooking and going commando has made me come over all uneccesary !

god bless you welliemum,that has made my day!!

[andiem]

pmsl has made my day too

[bagpuss]

Poor Gordon, and lol welliemum and furball .

[whomovedmychocolate]

Oh this is the nicest story in the news for AGES!

Bet he had a queue to kiss him better though.

[angmarie]

I must admit I wouldnt say no to rubbing it better for him

[MrsGordonRamsay]

And this is funny how...................???

[Magicmayhem]

that will teach him to wear pants and a pinny!

[TinyGang]

I wonder if they stuck one of those blue kitchen plasters on it?

[PrettyCandles]

About cooking in the nude, I read somewhere that the best way to make a perfect fried breakfast is to cook it in the nude. That way you cook veeeery carefully, ensuring that the fat doesn't get too hot and that the bacon is of prime quality and not pumped with water.

Not that I've tried this myself - I have people to do this for me (ie the hotel chef when I'm on holiday).

[Jenkeywoo]

When I was very pregnant I was cooking stir-fry naked as I was so hot - I suddenly felt my bump and it was roasting hot, I was really concerned because it got really hot before I felt anything. So there's a lesson to be learnt - don't go stir-frying naked. (also naked ironing if you have pendulous norks, I burnt a nipple one time).

[TinyGang]

....and you don't prick the sausages

[Pan]

Meatballs, anyone??

[WendyWeber]

Why does anybody ever cook in the nude? Even nudists? It's just asking for trouble.

[welliemum]

Just bumping because it is still making me snigger at odd moments...

[VidiVickiVENIQV]

ewwwww.

And the smell of burnt hair.....[boak]

[welliemum]

I hadn't thought about the burnt hair!

[starts to feel a bit queasy]