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Gordon Ramsay's right testicle is recovering nicely

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welliemum Fri 07-Sep-07 03:43:53

Apparently he burned it whilst cooking "commando".

link here - no horrible details I promise

Am not his biggest fan but am definitely sympathetic as it can't be much fun. However,

a) WHY is this news?
b) Didn't his mother tell him about basic safety in the kitchen?
c) Apparently Jamie Oliver has done similar whilst cooking in the nude
d) WHY is THAT news?
e) And ditto Jamie's mother!

Does being a sleb mean you're not allowed to have common sense any more?

slim22 Fri 07-Sep-07 03:58:40

poor thing,
i have to admit i quite fancy himblush

Califrau Fri 07-Sep-07 05:08:52

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Furball Fri 07-Sep-07 07:19:40

pmsl - gives a whole new take on roasted chestnuts grin

Blandmum Fri 07-Sep-07 07:21:52

or baked plums

woodenchair Fri 07-Sep-07 13:16:21

says alot about the size of his old fella if his nuts hit the cooker first!!

lulumama Fri 07-Sep-07 13:19:23

PMSL Furball !!

the thought of him cooking and going commando has made me come over all uneccesary !

god bless you welliemum,that has made my day!!

<<Still sniggering though!>>

andiem Fri 07-Sep-07 14:05:08

pmsl has made my day too grin

bagpuss Fri 07-Sep-07 14:14:18

Poor Gordon, and lol welliemum and furball grin.

whomovedmychocolate Fri 07-Sep-07 21:33:17

Oh this is the nicest story in the news for AGES!

Bet he had a queue to kiss him better though. grin

angmarie Fri 07-Sep-07 21:49:19

I must admit I wouldnt say no to rubbing it better for him

MrsGordonRamsay Fri 07-Sep-07 21:52:55

And this is funny how...................???

Califrau Fri 07-Sep-07 23:00:13

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Magicmayhem Fri 07-Sep-07 23:12:45

that will teach him to wear pants and a pinny!

TinyGang Fri 07-Sep-07 23:24:33

I wonder if they stuck one of those blue kitchen plasters on it?

PrettyCandles Fri 07-Sep-07 23:42:25

About cooking in the nude, I read somewhere that the best way to make a perfect fried breakfast is to cook it in the nude. That way you cook veeeery carefully, ensuring that the fat doesn't get too hot and that the bacon is of prime quality and not pumped with water.

Not that I've tried this myself - I have people to do this for me (ie the hotel chef when I'm on holiday).

TinyGang Fri 07-Sep-07 23:46:44

....and you don't prick the sausages wink

Jenkeywoo Fri 07-Sep-07 23:46:44

When I was very pregnant I was cooking stir-fry naked as I was so hot - I suddenly felt my bump and it was roasting hot, I was really concerned because it got really hot before I felt anything. So there's a lesson to be learnt - don't go stir-frying naked. (also naked ironing if you have pendulous norks, I burnt a nipple one time).shock

Pan Sat 08-Sep-07 00:37:21

Meatballs, anyone??

WendyWeber Sat 08-Sep-07 01:00:51

Why does anybody ever cook in the nude? Even nudists? It's just asking for trouble.

welliemum Thu 13-Sep-07 22:19:37

Just bumping because it is still making me snigger at odd moments...

VidiVickiVENIQV Thu 13-Sep-07 22:21:33


And the smell of burnt hair.....[boak]

welliemum Thu 13-Sep-07 22:28:08


I hadn't thought about the burnt hair!

[starts to feel a bit queasy]

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