Sexual Harassment of women..........By Monkeys

[IntergalacticWalrus]

I must admit to finding this amusing

I know it has serious implictions etc etc, but I did snigger when I read it [childish]

[southeastastra]

In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, they claim.

[totaleclipse]

that cant be right, monkeys making sexual gestures.................bizare

[WanderingTrolley]

Sounds like the whole village is starving due to the theft of the crops - and they're upset because a bunch of monkeys are wanking at them?! Talk about losing perspective...

FFS get a grip. Though not of a monkey, obviously, it'll only get ideas.

[southeastastra]

i did see a programme about monkeys terrorising quite a few african towns, they attacked and they had to build special walls to keep them out. they're very intelligent

[WanderingTrolley]

But have they got the horn, sea?

[southeastastra]

my fil had a pet monkey in africa in ww2. it drunk rum one night and went loopy so they had to shoot it.

slightly ot

but in this programme the monkeys (chimps) physically attacked.

[WanderingTrolley]

Wow.

Did it bribe the receptionist?

[IntergalacticWalrus]

It;s proof that your average hum,an male isn't that distantly related to his simian cousins!

[WanderingTrolley]

MrFio's expenses claim

Contents of one mini bar: £1000, mostly consumed by stalking monkey

[IntergalacticWalrus]

WT!!!!!!

Did the monkey nick the complimentary shampoo and shower gel?

[WanderingTrolley]

roffle

[IntergalacticWalrus]

I can just picture it now, Monkey and Mr Fio sitting on the sofa in white fluffy towelling robes, tinny in hand watching the fotie!

[WanderingTrolley]

Pass the beer, mate

[IntergalacticWalrus]

PMSL

[IntergalacticWalrus]

I'll have another lager, please mate

[stoppinattwo]

my room key please

[Monkeytrousers]

only slightly linked but there is one documented incident of a female human researcher being raped by an Orang-utan. True.

[jellyjelly]

that is very wierd monkey trousers, quite an apt name though