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Sexual Harassment of women..........By Monkeys

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IntergalacticWalrus Fri 24-Aug-07 20:03:18

I must admit to finding this amusing

I know it has serious implictions etc etc, but I did snigger when I read it [childish]

southeastastra Fri 24-Aug-07 20:05:04

In addition to stealing their crops, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, they claim.


totaleclipse Fri 24-Aug-07 20:06:35

grin that cant be right, monkeys making sexual gestures.................bizarehmm

WanderingTrolley Fri 24-Aug-07 20:10:05

Sounds like the whole village is starving due to the theft of the crops - and they're upset because a bunch of monkeys are wanking at them?! Talk about losing perspective...

FFS get a grip. Though not of a monkey, obviously, it'll only get ideas.

southeastastra Fri 24-Aug-07 20:10:34

i did see a programme about monkeys terrorising quite a few african towns, they attacked and they had to build special walls to keep them out. they're very intelligent

WanderingTrolley Fri 24-Aug-07 20:11:05

But have they got the horn, sea?

FioFio Fri 24-Aug-07 20:12:30

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southeastastra Fri 24-Aug-07 20:15:11

my fil had a pet monkey in africa in ww2. it drunk rum one night and went loopy so they had to shoot it.

slightly ot

but in this programme the monkeys (chimps) physically attacked.

WanderingTrolley Fri 24-Aug-07 20:15:49


Did it bribe the receptionist?


IntergalacticWalrus Fri 24-Aug-07 20:15:55

It;s proof that your average hum,an male isn't that distantly related to his simian cousins!

FioFio Fri 24-Aug-07 20:17:56

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WanderingTrolley Fri 24-Aug-07 20:20:57

MrFio's expenses claim

Contents of one mini bar: £1000, mostly consumed by stalking monkey

IntergalacticWalrus Fri 24-Aug-07 20:24:07

grin WT!!!!!!

Did the monkey nick the complimentary shampoo and shower gel?

FioFio Fri 24-Aug-07 20:25:20

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IntergalacticWalrus Fri 24-Aug-07 20:31:25

I can just picture it now, Monkey and Mr Fio sitting on the sofa in white fluffy towelling robes, tinny in hand watching the fotie!

WanderingTrolley Fri 24-Aug-07 20:33:15

Pass the beer, mate

IntergalacticWalrus Fri 24-Aug-07 20:45:26

PMSL grin

IntergalacticWalrus Fri 24-Aug-07 20:47:01

I'll have another lager, please mate

stoppinattwo Fri 24-Aug-07 21:10:19

my room key please

FioFio Sat 25-Aug-07 15:07:05

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Monkeytrousers Mon 27-Aug-07 20:12:15

only slightly linked but there is one documented incident of a female human researcher being raped by an Orang-utan. True.

jellyjelly Tue 28-Aug-07 12:31:18

that is very wierd monkey trousers, quite an apt name though

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