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come on then...what do you keep under your bed?

(36 Posts)
elesbells Wed 18-Jul-07 13:52:43

here

Merlin Wed 18-Jul-07 13:53:32

No weapons - just dust!

newlifenewname Wed 18-Jul-07 13:54:49

I have every reason to have something but I don't because that would be like letting things beat me. Bad enough that I am obsessive about door locking and listening out for noises all through the night!

I have a jingly glass lamp that wobbles with the floorboards - that is my intruder alarm.

AnAngelWithin Wed 18-Jul-07 13:55:18

got a drawer with clothes in and a baseball bat

Tigana Wed 18-Jul-07 14:02:37

I suppose I could wallop an intruder over the head with a roll of christmas wrapping paper!?

Or make them sneeze to death by releasing the dust under there!!

elesbells Wed 18-Jul-07 14:05:30

i have two broken hammer drills (why i dont know, but could be used as a weapon in an emergency if necessary i suppose) a suitcase of old clothes and an odd sock. who does these surveys? and why am i not ever asked? is it those people who keep stopping you in shopping centres with clipboards?

MaloryTowers Wed 18-Jul-07 14:06:05

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

curiouscat Wed 18-Jul-07 14:11:01

condoms (new ones that is)

Imawurzel Wed 18-Jul-07 14:13:49

nothing it's too close to the floor, but in the spare room, that ones got 4 drawers .
1)duvet covers
2)DH 'stuff' ie,golf balls,a car steroe, god knows why!! and other bits and bobs
3)old game console stuff
4) my bits and bobs, pic frames,it's my drawer to hide smaller chrimbo pressies.

normabutty Wed 18-Jul-07 14:19:48

Shoes!!! I suppose they could be used as a weapon

mumofSlytherinsmonsters Wed 18-Jul-07 14:23:39

DPs home studio is under the bed!! we also have the ironing box and a box of my old dancing shoes

Tanee58 Wed 18-Jul-07 14:26:07

'Toys' .... and lots of clumps of cat hair...

eldestgirl Wed 18-Jul-07 14:38:33

I used to keep an enormous spanner in my bedside drawer for whacking any intruder, but that was when we lived in a bungalow.

TenaLady Wed 18-Jul-07 14:39:40

two mattresses from my french home and all my hair bits and bobs in a basket.

pyjamaqueen Wed 18-Jul-07 14:40:42

Nothing - it's a divan so there's no room.

JARM Wed 18-Jul-07 14:42:13

Dust!

ChudleyMintonCanons Wed 18-Jul-07 14:43:20

dust, old tissues (yuck), polly pocket's shoes,

auntyspan Wed 18-Jul-07 15:15:01

We've just moved house so we're sleeping on the floor (on a mattress).... ordinarily just lots of dust, a few earplugs and some of DP's random dusty trainers.

MuffinMclay Wed 18-Jul-07 16:57:13

Shoes, empty box that should contain said shoes, dust, books.
No baseballs bats or other weapons though.

peachypie Wed 18-Jul-07 16:59:03

Johnny Depp, poor lamb he is going to develop asthma with all the dust under there. >Note hoover under bed<

ThursdayNext Wed 18-Jul-07 16:59:47

Have baseball bat amongst the dust
DP threatened intruder with it when he lived in a dodgy flat in Glasgow many moons ago
Burglar ran away terrified

AnAngelWithin Wed 18-Jul-07 17:00:02

so im the only thug on here?!?

nutcracker Wed 18-Jul-07 17:01:26

I moved my bedroom furniture around the other day, and OMG, the dust under my bed was awful.

lljkk Wed 18-Jul-07 17:23:00

Wrapping paper, nice shoes, dirty laundry, (pet) rat droppings.

lljkk Wed 18-Jul-07 17:23:29

Maybe I could throw the rat droppings at an intruder?

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