The situation continues to worsen and can be described as a crisis

[StealthPolarBear]

here
:o

[RandomMess]

utter tragedy!

[StealthPolarBear]

I'm glad you understand the gravity of the situation

[chocolatepudandchocolatesauce]

That's worse than the chicken shortage!

[RandomMess]

grave indeed...

[SmurfOrTerf]

And Dh said it was a slow news day

this should knock those Royals off the front page

[Fekko]

Can they not just get some bisto?

[scurryfunge]

Why the lack of stock?

[PlanNumber]

It is very funny but it's the kind of thing that brings big companies down, which would be a crisis for many 1000s (?) of staff

I should imagine several people's jobs are already on the line (or should be)