Mil Millington - what kind of grown up does that to their hair?

[morningpaper]

I mean it's REALLY red

It's terrible

What is he THINKING?

[Carmenere]

I know it is shocking, his dc's must be mortified.

[morningpaper]

Does he have children? I wasn't sure

I always think he sounds like a man with too much time on his hands so assume he doesn't have children

[Carmenere]

Oh I thought in that piece in the Guardian on sat he mentioned dc's. I could be totally wrong though.

[Janh]

He has 2 kids, and a demented German girlfriend. I think he's great, despite the pink (?) hair.

[moopymoo]

i sneakily fancy him. hangover from my flirting with punk/goth in the early 90s! also he very brainy. ditto jon ronson

[Janh]

Oh yuck - I sort of fancy Mil because he is very very funny but Ronson creeps me out

[serenity]

His boys probably hate it, but I quite like it - I always wanted hair like Jane Goldman, but haven't got the nerve anymore

[morningpaper]

Jon Ronson really IS very very funny but he is SOOOO unmanly I could not fancy him

He IS very funny though, I would like to keep him in my pocket

[moopymoo]

i know hes a bit creepy but sometimes needy gets me going! ..acutally have history of useless overeducated neurotic partners (pre dh of course )

[Janh]

Do you get the emails, rabbit?

[AitchTwoOh]

ll, that is his site. you did know that, yes?
his hair is awful, it's too pale and makes his skin look awful. however he is Funny As Fuck and therefore is on my list. Jon Wonson, on the other hand... wetter than water. utterly wepellent.

[moopymoo]

jane goldman v cool and sexy big lady. maybe red hair way to go

[AitchTwoOh]

oh i see. her as in MN. not his own site. cos that would be weird.

[NotQuiteCockney]

Mil Millington is hot, yes, silly hair and all. Jon Ronson is mind-bogglingly unattractive.

[AitchTwoOh]

gwan then, get it started. i'll begin collating the Longest List in the World.

[AitchTwoOh]

the thing about Jon Wonson, morningpaper, is that i strongly supect that he would love to live in your pocket. the creepy little freak.

[morningpaper]

Actually I think that he might be my alter-ego

I find myself worrying in a paranoid way that he might be funnier than me

sometimes I think I should join the talkboards on his website so I can demonstrate that I am actually funnier than him

[Janh]

Have we had a link to the gadgets column on Sat? I loved the bin lid

[AitchTwoOh]

i laughed at the bin lid as well, jan. morningpaper, you are 46 times funnier than wonson. i've counted.

[Janh]

Actually as Ronson is barely funny at all you are a billion times funnier, mp

(Not than Mil though - oh dear me no)

[UnquietDad]

morningpaper I was going to say "one with too much time on his hands" and then I saw you'd got there first.

Who said Jane Goldman? Big dirty woman. Love 'er.

[emsiewill]

I loved Mil's books - embarrassed myself by lol-ing when reading them on the train.

Find Ronson's neurotic act too annoying.

Love Jane Goldman, and love the way JR talks about her.

[UnquietDad]

With Jon Ronson I always think "the people you are describing are surely going to READ your column?" Especially when he does those "to be continued" ones.