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David Cameron back on the job market

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LunaLoveg00d Mon 12-Sep-16 15:37:47

David Cameron has decided he doesn't want to be an MP any more. Think he's probably had enough, and he wants Theresa May to be free to do her own thing.

Any suggestion about a potential career path for him? I would suggest:

1. New host of 'Top Gear'
2. Role in Poldark, possibly as a neighbouring landowner and rival to Ross.
3. Running a nice Cotswolds tea shop as we all know Sam Cam is good with baking (she won Celeb Bake Off)

SallyVating Mon 12-Sep-16 15:40:58

I can't help but wonder if some story is about to come out

LunaLoveg00d Mon 12-Sep-16 15:41:54

Nah, he's just fecked off with losing the referendum and wants to move on. I can see how it would be awkward with him still hanging around while May wants to get on with her new job.

DailyMailEthicalFail Mon 12-Sep-16 15:47:38

Goodbye HamFace.
You wont be missed.
You will be remembered.
For the Pig.
And the Referendum.
You utter fool.

scrappydappydoo Mon 12-Sep-16 15:50:47

Well seeing as Blair did such a fantastic job bringing peace to the middle East hmm and he went on to be a middle East envoy I would suggest Dave could either work in the citizens advice bureau as a benefits advisor or maybe as European Unity Representative.

PortiaCastis Mon 12-Sep-16 15:50:57

ooooooo what scandal is about to break??

0pti0na1 Mon 12-Sep-16 15:51:10

Theresa May was already free to do her own thing smile She seems to be doing fine regardless of Cameron being an MP.

However for a new career I'd suggest he either uses his persuasive skills in sales, or broadens his horizons and retrains to see how others live.

Car salesman (perhaps with his Cotswolds chum Clarkson)
Double glazing door to door salesman
Steel worker
Bus driver
Secondary school teacher

GrumpyOldBag Mon 12-Sep-16 17:54:48

I reckon he's already had an astonishingly well paid job offer & is stepping down to do that instead.

No loyalty to his constituents..

sunnydayinmay Mon 12-Sep-16 17:56:53

I agree - he's got a nice job offer lined up, so he's off.

TheCountessofFitzdotterel Mon 12-Sep-16 17:57:08

He has stepped down in time to send his kids to Eton I expect.

joangray38 Mon 12-Sep-16 17:58:03

Think he is trying to slowly vanish before the repercussions of leaving the EU hit and he gets criticised for failing to put a clause on ref etc,

BishopBrennansArse Mon 12-Sep-16 17:59:39

Man of leisure.
With 42 mill behind him why work?

Or he could do a Blair and become an envoy. Or do the after dinner circuit.

GrumpyOldBag Mon 12-Sep-16 18:30:27

yup. Countess has nailed it.

LunaLoveg00d Mon 12-Sep-16 19:10:37

Wouldn't imagine the two girls would get into Eton...

I can see him taking some non-exec director type positions a few days a month. Sam Cam on the other hand might take hte opportunity to do something completely unexpected.

PortiaCastis Mon 12-Sep-16 19:21:02

Hope they pay their taxes whatever their choices are!

MargotLovedTom Mon 12-Sep-16 21:16:23

Doesn't Sam Cam already have a job at Smythsons? And was she really on Bake Off?!
I predict some consultant type role, or non-exec director as you said, with him getting ever more chubby cheeked and florid on a diet of Chateauneuf and Chateaubriand.

Ailicece Tue 13-Sep-16 00:09:06

At least he seems to have a strong marriage. But career-wise he's surely toast. He'll be known forever as The Man who Initiated Brexit even though he didn't mean to...

GiddyOnZackHunt Tue 13-Sep-16 00:19:48

Bizarrely I very nearly started a thread yesterday saying:
Well now it's time to get back to work after the summer holidays, will Cameron get his requested peerage and design.

Workshy shit has run away from the mess he created, sat out the summer recess at the tax payers expense and now he resigns?

Sponging twat

GiddyOnZackHunt Tue 13-Sep-16 00:21:12

*resign dyac not design.

HelloOrchidaceous Tue 13-Sep-16 00:24:27

Think the bottom has fallen out of the Pig Fucker trade given Brexit and all.

GiddyOnZackHunt Tue 13-Sep-16 00:32:22

It hasn't. He'll get and accept a peerage. In the New Year's Honours.
It's a pig's arse of a disgrace.

tigerdriverII Tue 13-Sep-16 00:36:12

Hah. Bleating on about loyalty. Great constituency MP, I don't think.

HelloOrchidaceous Tue 13-Sep-16 00:36:27

Ah, but that's not pig fucking Giddy. That's the very different and highly skilled trade of Porcus Irrumator. Totally different. Apologies if my pig Latin is not up to scratch.

RockyBird Tue 13-Sep-16 00:37:05

I once read on here a lovely description of Dave.

He has a face like a freshly wanked cock

I repeat it every time he's on telly, true and makes me laugh.

PortiaCastis Tue 13-Sep-16 00:39:59

Maybe he'll buy Hogwarts as a holiday home

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