Please do not read if you are oversenstive

[speedymama]

Mickey Mouse is not real

[Saturn74]

He bloody is!
He's got a girlfriend called Minnie, and a dog called Pluto.
I've seen him and everything!
I also have a strong suspicion that he is spending a rather cosy winter in my loft.

[Alan]

but i have met him

[Cadmum]

...and Father Christmouse? What about Father Christmouse?

You are naughty!

[speedymama]

[JoolsToo]

hard as nails me [butch emoticon]