there must be no news in Scotland today

[scotchick]

Just been listening to Scottish news on Radio Scotland where in the last half hour they have had two lengthy conversations - one with a guy who left a folded up sail on a train and another with some guy who lost his pet snake.

Nowt happening in Scotland tonight then.

[Alibaldi]

Wow - and it always used to be so lively when I lived in Fife

[scotchick]

bring back Shereen Nanjiani

[Alibaldi]

Whereabouts in Scotland are you??

[suejoneziscalmernow]

nothing happening in Wales either, as I made the news there today (though newspaper only)

[scotchick]

alibaldi, I'm in Fife!

[Mellowma]

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[scotchick]

obviously pale into insignificance compared with missing folded up sail (they even asked the guy to describe it!)

[Mellowma]

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[VoluptuaGoodshag]

Yeah and the other night one of the interesting topics on the Scottish BBC news was lots of coconuts being found on a beach on Tiree!! Why is it so fecking surprising when the west coast has loads of palm trees because of the gulf stream!

[scotchick]

they certainly struggle sometimes. I always like to hear Scottish news but I really cringe sometimes. Like on TV when they all pretend to be a bit wacky and good chums. Can't stand that Stephen whatsisname.

[Pruni]

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[expatinscotland]

wot, they've not mentioned the gale?



'it's raining'.

no sh*t, sherlock, it's scotland.

[scotchick]

I love that every single morning without fail on GMS they do a travel report and every single morning without fail they say there's a hold up on the Forth Road Bridge. Oooh, surely not! How unusual.

It must be soul destroying to have to read the same thing every day.

[doggiesayswoof]

I want to start a 'we hate Gary Robertson' club. He is never off Radio Scotland. And he's shite.

[doggiesayswoof]

If there's nothing happening we could always do with some more football 'news'.