Did anyone read the Non-Domestic Goddess in today's Mail

[mosschops30]

Before you all stone me to death I only get the mail on a saturday because i like the tv page. But loved this womans article today had me laughing out loud at things you must do/have to be in the club, sadly I fell into a lot of them they included:

Save leftovers in tupperware box, keep in fridge for a week and throw away when no-one is looking.
You must have in your cupboard a tin of golden syrup with lid half-cocked, old hundreds and thousands, and a packet of something spilling all over cupboard (mine is raisins)
If food falls on the floor you must blow on it and place it back on plate when no-one is looking.

I am an official non-domestic goddess

[Pruni]

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[paperchaser]

lol - I do those things too

[iamapieceofcheesecake]

Hee hee, mine is custard powder.

[Daisymoo]

My spilt item is black food colouring which is a real pain because I keep getting on my clothes, really must do something about it.

A neighbour recently gave me a load of out of date packets of food to feed to our chickens. What she doesn't know is that I kept them to eat ourselves

[mosschops30]

hee hee daisy moo, she mentioned several bottles of leaking food colouring.

Also old ice lollies moulded to the side of your freezer ...come on hands up >

[UrsulatheSeaWitch]

Instead of raisins in cupboard my spilt thing is frozen peas in freezer drawer.

[magicfarawaytree]

I did realise anyone know me that well!

[edam]

Oh, me too! Am forever throwing away left-overs that have been carefully wrapped up and put in the fridge only to go rancid or mouldy.

[motherinferior]

Add me to the list. Especially the golden syrup tin.

[edam]

Thing is, if you do actually replace the lid on golden syrup, you can never get the bloody thing off again anyway.

[nikkie]

raises hand
peas in the freezer -tick
raisins spilt- tick
leftovers -tick

[TambaTheDragonSlayer]

Me too!

[rustybear]

Me too - syrup tin, old hundreds & thousands, split packet of spaghetti all over the cupboard. But ! - I have no ice lollies stuck to my freezer!!(only because I finally had to defrost it last week when I couldn't shut the door because of the frost build-up)

[florenceuk]

Ah, it's Deborah Ross - she must have moved on from the Independent? Used to enjoy this when I read the Indy - did anybody see her interview with Brian Sewell?

ndg here