Air hose up the bum by accident!! Hehe

[lisad123]

here

Sorry but think someone is lying about how the hose got up there!!

[lisad123]

Someone must have a comment! Is it too early for bum sex??

[FetchezLaVache]

Oh my word- it's always too early for bum sex with compressed air! Wow, what a random accident. Wonder how on earth it got there?

[Readyisknitting]

Surely! That cannot have have been an accident.

[UndercoverWorker]

Ha ha ha ha ha! The look on his face, either he's disappointed it's gone or it's still there :o

[FetchezLaVache]

(That doesn't look as sarcastic as I intended it to...)

[WalterFlipschicks]

Somehow!?!?

[LIZS]

I was a bit at the "accident". What are the chances of it self -attaching to such a specific position - beyond a fluke. Consequences sound painful nonetheless.

[lisad123]

Think work friends behind him who saw "nothing" might be involved
Can't believe his trying to sue company and he let it be in national press!

[ShatnersBassoon]

He must have a particularly accommodating anus, for a hose to be able to pop in there without a helping hand. Poor bloke, they must be dreadfully hard up to need to go to the paper about it though.

[lisad123]

I'm pretty sure these things have a on switch, so pretty sure he had help!!

[cornsilx]

that has got to be a spoof

[UndercoverWorker]

pmsl @ accommodating anus :o

[diddl]

But if these things blow air out, how did the pipe ever get in without help ?

[cornsilx]

look at his face...classic pose

[lisad123]

It's not like he could have sat on it, it hangs from ceiling

[diddl]

Oh dear, I just clicked on again & guffawed at his expression

Maybe it´s just mine me, but I would have thought that if it could past butt cheeks, it couldn´t actually er, introduce itself via a fairly strong muscle.

[Blu]

His work mates should be under police investigation, IMO.

An 'accident' lilke that could easily have killed him. Some idiot was prosecuted a few years ago for pulling a similiar stund with an air line at a garage, and did horrific permanent damage to a 'friend'.

[AuntieMonica]

i'm doing this face so much it's hurting!

'somehow' it ripped through his clothing...and ended up between his bumcheeks and accidentaly inserted itself up his ring?


a bit like 'i was vacuuming naked and the suction hose managed to get a hold of my cock' or 'i was sweeping the garden and the broom handle slipped from my grasp and ended up my arse'

but blu is right, his colleagues might have laughed at the time, but they could have killed him

[JodieHarsh]

Sounds like a work prank gone wrong, and however daft, there ain't much funny about a life of pain and disability

[MumblingRagDoll]

Why is everyone laughing at this poor man? It's obvious one of his "colleagues" did it to him. Awful!

[lisad123]

We aren't laughing at him and his pain at all, more the fact that he says it was an accident and h doesn't know how it got up there
If it was his work mates they deserve to be punished

[AuntieMonica]

yes, i'm not laughing at what happened, i'm doing at the report claiming it was an accident

[QOD]

His face! I am so sorry and this story is clearly not as "innocent" as claimed - but omg his face - I just snorted tea

[goodasgold]

Why would you let a colleague do this to you? But on the other hand I can't believe it was an accident.

I don't think this man should be the butt of any of your jokes.

[nocake]

A similar thing happened to another bloke a while ago. I think he fell and the end of an air hose stabbed him in the leg or abdomen. Getting an air hose up your bum is a completely different matter. I wonder how long it'll take for the real story to come out