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Air hose up the bum by accident!! Hehe

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lisad123 Thu 25-Aug-11 08:50:44

here

Sorry but think someone is lying about how the hose got up there!!

lisad123 Thu 25-Aug-11 08:59:22

Someone must have a comment! Is it too early for bum sex?? grin

FetchezLaVache Thu 25-Aug-11 09:02:32

Oh my word- it's always too early for bum sex with compressed air! Wow, what a random accident. Wonder how on earth it got there? hmm

Readyisknitting Thu 25-Aug-11 09:02:34

Surely! That cannot have have been an accident.

UndercoverWorker Thu 25-Aug-11 09:02:42

Ha ha ha ha ha! The look on his face, either he's disappointed it's gone or it's still there grin

FetchezLaVache Thu 25-Aug-11 09:02:53

(That doesn't look as sarcastic as I intended it to...)

WalterFlipschicks Thu 25-Aug-11 09:04:07

Somehow!?!? grin

LIZS Thu 25-Aug-11 09:08:58

I was a bit hmm at the "accident". What are the chances of it self -attaching to such a specific position - beyond a fluke. Consequences sound painful nonetheless.

lisad123 Thu 25-Aug-11 09:11:26

Think work friends behind him who saw "nothing" might be involved grin
Can't believe his trying to sue company and he let it be in national press!

ShatnersBassoon Thu 25-Aug-11 09:16:35

He must have a particularly accommodating anus, for a hose to be able to pop in there without a helping hand. Poor bloke, they must be dreadfully hard up to need to go to the paper about it though.

lisad123 Thu 25-Aug-11 09:18:50

I'm pretty sure these things have a on switch, so pretty sure he had help!!

cornsilx Thu 25-Aug-11 09:19:10

that has got to be a spoof

UndercoverWorker Thu 25-Aug-11 09:35:46

pmsl @ accommodating anus grin

diddl Thu 25-Aug-11 10:08:39

But if these things blow air out, how did the pipe ever get in without help ?

cornsilx Thu 25-Aug-11 10:10:25

look at his face...classic pose

lisad123 Thu 25-Aug-11 10:19:15

It's not like he could have sat on it, it hangs from ceiling grin

diddl Thu 25-Aug-11 12:47:44

Oh dear, I just clicked on again & guffawed at his expressionblush

Maybe it´s just mine me, but I would have thought that if it could past butt cheeks, it couldn´t actually er, introduce itself via a fairly strong muscle.

Blu Thu 25-Aug-11 12:53:33

His work mates should be under police investigation, IMO.

An 'accident' lilke that could easily have killed him. Some idiot was prosecuted a few years ago for pulling a similiar stund with an air line at a garage, and did horrific permanent damage to a 'friend'.

AuntieMonica Thu 25-Aug-11 12:58:52

i'm doing this face hmm so much it's hurting!

'somehow' it ripped through his clothing...and ended up between his bumcheeks and accidentaly inserted itself up his ring?

a bit like 'i was vacuuming naked and the suction hose managed to get a hold of my cock' or 'i was sweeping the garden and the broom handle slipped from my grasp and ended up my arse'

but blu is right, his colleagues might have laughed at the time, but they could have killed him

JodieHarsh Thu 25-Aug-11 13:03:36

Sounds like a work prank gone wrong, and however daft, there ain't much funny about a life of pain and disability <cats' bum mouth>

My father was a scientist, and someone played a prank on one of the new kids by shoving an airline thingy up his bum (through his trousers: this would have been the relatively decorous 70s grin). The lad died.

MumblingRagDoll Thu 25-Aug-11 13:08:56

Why is everyone laughing at this poor man? It's obvious one of his "colleagues" did it to him. Awful!

lisad123 Thu 25-Aug-11 13:12:02

We aren't laughing at him and his pain at all, more the fact that he says it was an accident and h doesn't know how it got up there grin
If it was his work mates they deserve to be punished

AuntieMonica Thu 25-Aug-11 13:13:55

yes, i'm not laughing at what happened, i'm doing hmm at the report claiming it was an accident

QOD Thu 25-Aug-11 13:25:42

His face! I am so sorry and this story is clearly not as "innocent" as claimed - but omg his face - I just snorted tea

goodasgold Thu 25-Aug-11 13:30:28

Why would you let a colleague do this to you? But on the other hand I can't believe it was an accident.

I don't think this man should be the butt of any of your jokes.

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