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LucaBrasi Fri 29-Jul-11 17:21:55

www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/wags/3811655/English-women-dont-wash-their-genitalia-claims-Napoli-president.html

Can't hang about, need to get the wire brush and dettol to the old vag

HoneyDuke Fri 29-Jul-11 17:23:38

Marvellous! < insert Winston Churchill style retort about Italian men here>.

Yawn. Bored now.

Animation Mon 01-Aug-11 08:20:27

Blimey - a misogynist president!

Poor Italians.

fastweb Mon 01-Aug-11 08:25:43

Well at least British women don't have to worry about their smelly fluffy bits when wandering around Napoli.

The hillocks of uncollected rubbish are apparently very good at drowning out all other stinky things

BoysAreLikeDogs Mon 01-Aug-11 08:38:34

fastweb that is tres funny

take that you scoundrel

fastweb Mon 01-Aug-11 08:59:21

To give some context to the mindset of the man who made the comments, please note his grand contribution to the world of Italian cinema is basically "Carry on films, that somehow made it through the wormhole from the 70s"

hester Mon 01-Aug-11 09:00:18

Oh dear, does that mean he won't sleep with me? sad

fastweb Mon 01-Aug-11 09:10:16

hester

I have procured a piccie for you to pine over in your relentless disappointment

hester Mon 01-Aug-11 10:33:21

NOTHING makes me hotter than retro sunglasses and straggly facial hair grin

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Mon 01-Aug-11 11:55:20

I love that the piece is accompanied by a photo of a gaggle of English WAGs. Bet they're thrilled grin

fastweb Mon 01-Aug-11 12:02:50

Bet they're thrilled

Would it be really bad if I offered them this email address so they could demonstrate just how thrilled they were ?

infomarketing@sscn.it

The Napoli marketing team would be delight to handle a flood of correspondance, I'm sure.

TheCrackFox Mon 01-Aug-11 12:06:27

I'll get DH to pressure wash my vag later just incase an Italian Muff Inspector does a spot check today.

You can never be too careful.

fastweb Mon 01-Aug-11 12:07:50

delighted even

maypole1 Mon 01-Aug-11 17:09:20

Not surprised was on a thread were nm admitted to washing on a regular Basis even after sex or if their on their period yuk

Insomnia11 Mon 01-Aug-11 17:18:12

I'm surprised they can smell English women's chuffs over the giant stacks of rotting, foetid waste piled up all over Naples currently.

OrangeHat Mon 01-Aug-11 17:18:23

For chrissakes. Beggars belief, frankly.

giveitago Mon 01-Aug-11 18:40:26

Hilarious insomnia!

sue52 Tue 02-Aug-11 10:24:44

I find a quick spray with Celit Bang followed by a rinse with Jeyes fluid does the trick.

GwendolineMaryLacey Tue 02-Aug-11 10:26:22

How does he know? <boggles>

MaxSchreck Tue 02-Aug-11 10:29:53

How does he know?

Is he outing himself as a sordid little knicker sniffer?

Pawsnclaws Wed 03-Aug-11 10:24:21

We have a bidet! I must admit it was great for after I had ds2 (I won't elaborate ....) and also for washing my sweaty feet in hot weather. So my feet are sweet even if my gusset isn't lemon fresh smile.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar Thu 04-Aug-11 19:14:33

Us too, Paws

I bet yours isn't avocado, however <twirls>

F1lthym1ndedvixen Thu 04-Aug-11 19:21:01

my foof smells of unicorns and rainbows!

OnEdge Sun 07-Aug-11 07:45:40

He actually looks like a smelly old fanny !

LizaTarbucksAuntie Sun 07-Aug-11 08:10:54

We're in Italy at the moment.

We were accosted by a slightly tispy Italian chap last night during our very romantic special hineymoon dinner and he burbled away apologising for something or other...we caught something about football and president but didn't really get the drift.

Good old Mumsnet comes to my rescue and explains what a random Italian was talking about...now that is service!

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