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Has anyone seen Jeremy Clarkson's column today in the Sun?

(17 Posts)
Karmabanana Sat 25-Jun-11 10:54:00

he's an idiot...

Northernlurker Sat 25-Jun-11 10:56:08

I had a dream last week where I was having a passionate and fulfilling extra marital affair with Jeremy Clarkson. I have NO IDEA what my subconscious was playing at but I think it must have got him mixed up with somebody else........

BoysAreLikeDogs Sat 25-Jun-11 10:59:06

link please

Honeydragon Sat 25-Jun-11 11:00:45

What a utter cunt .... (have just read the article).

However it is the Sun, the new series of Top Gear starts tonight. Last time it was Mexicans. I think he's gone for a easy emotive subject to get lots of attention for his shrivel dicked ego.

Honeydragon Sat 25-Jun-11 11:01:37

Next time I see his wife I'm going to soooooooo cats bum her ass angry

Northernlurker Sat 25-Jun-11 11:08:53

Right well I can't find this column so can somebody either link or do a precis for me? Also could somebody chortle at my bizarre dream. Am feeling snubbed grin

Honeydragon Sat 25-Jun-11 12:05:11

Clarkson goes shopping in Manchester
Sees bf group
Dislikes as
A) boobs for Men
B) Men are offended by boobs
C) Bf women are smug
D) all men dislike and are offended by bf

he then compares it to taking "a dump in the middle of a shopping centre" and uses the word funbags.

Basically bf fine as long as it is done behind closed doors.

Obviously his readership is down and it is a pitiful attempt for attention, bless him.

Honeydragon Sat 25-Jun-11 12:06:17

<laughs at Northernlurker.....then vomits>

Northernlurker Sat 25-Jun-11 12:14:47

Ugh!

Honeydragon - can you imagine how I felt when I woke up? <<shudder>>

Empusa Sat 25-Jun-11 12:53:00

Northernlurker Have you considered therapy? grin

Honeydragon Sat 25-Jun-11 13:21:03

What poor professional deserves to hear that?

<vomits some more>

Northernlurker Sat 25-Jun-11 14:53:52

I know. I'm so ashamed.......grin

CogitoErgoSometimes Sat 25-Jun-11 15:20:58

Putting into into context.... he's only reinforcing the view 'The Sun' has of breasts. i.e. mildly offensive unless attached to 'luscious Lucy from Luton' and poking out from Page 3.

Honeydragon Sat 25-Jun-11 15:21:28

Dirty bitch ......<walks off muttering>

maintains outraged stance at the pubic haired overly tall pubic haired nobber on the way.

tiredemma Sat 25-Jun-11 15:22:14

God he is such an ugly cunt.

Im amazed anyone is interested in him at all.

SinicalSal Sat 25-Jun-11 15:25:32

So depressing isn't it.

I can 10 times as inane but nobody want to pay me squillions for it

Honeydragon Sat 25-Jun-11 15:26:43

Absolutely.....that's why I refuse to give it any gravitas.

I may write a article of my own stating that I see the penis only as a means to female sexual gratification, and therefore I expect all men to stop pissing out of it.

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