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he's an idiot...
I had a dream last week where I was having a passionate and fulfilling extra marital affair with Jeremy Clarkson. I have NO IDEA what my subconscious was playing at but I think it must have got him mixed up with somebody else........
What a utter cunt .... (have just read the article).However it is the Sun, the new series of Top Gear starts tonight. Last time it was Mexicans. I think he's gone for a easy emotive subject to get lots of attention for his shrivel dicked ego.
Next time I see his wife I'm going to soooooooo cats bum her ass
Right well I can't find this column so can somebody either link or do a precis for me? Also could somebody chortle at my bizarre dream. Am feeling snubbed
Clarkson goes shopping in ManchesterSees bf groupDislikes asA) boobs for MenB) Men are offended by boobsC) Bf women are smugD) all men dislike and are offended by bfhe then compares it to taking "a dump in the middle of a shopping centre" and uses the word funbags.Basically bf fine as long as it is done behind closed doors.Obviously his readership is down and it is a pitiful attempt for attention, bless him.
<laughs at Northernlurker.....then vomits>
Ugh!Honeydragon - can you imagine how I felt when I woke up? <<shudder>>
Northernlurker Have you considered therapy?
What poor professional deserves to hear that?<vomits some more>
I know. I'm so ashamed.......
Putting into into context.... he's only reinforcing the view 'The Sun' has of breasts. i.e. mildly offensive unless attached to 'luscious Lucy from Luton' and poking out from Page 3.
Dirty bitch ......<walks off muttering>maintains outraged stance at the pubic haired overly tall pubic haired nobber on the way.
God he is such an ugly cunt.Im amazed anyone is interested in him at all.
So depressing isn't it. I can 10 times as inane but nobody want to pay me squillions for it
Absolutely.....that's why I refuse to give it any gravitas.I may write a article of my own stating that I see the penis only as a means to female sexual gratification, and therefore I expect all men to stop pissing out of it.
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