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i booked the OVENU man for tomorrow , thinking dh was in Brussels

(29 Posts)
NotCod Mon 29-Sep-08 14:57:37

but he AINT.
do i fess up today or tomorrow.
its my guklty secret.

Mercy Mon 29-Sep-08 15:03:50


Have you used them before?

NotCod Mon 29-Sep-08 15:04:16

my god yes

i tlel you id sell my body for it
( wel sell it a few times)

LoveMyGirls Mon 29-Sep-08 15:05:05

Can you send him on a long errand while the ovenu man is there?

NotCod Mon 29-Sep-08 15:05:23

at 0830h?!

SheikYerbouti Mon 29-Sep-08 15:06:59

Yes, you have suddenly run out of milk and you know the only place in the area that has any is the supermarket at least an hour's drive away

Maybe not....

'fess up.

NotCod Mon 29-Sep-08 15:07:12

a mate susggested getting him REALLY Drunk so he stays in bed

LoveMyGirls Mon 29-Sep-08 15:09:06

lol, what about sending him on the school run and then a couple of bills to pay or the food shopping after that?

NotCod Mon 29-Sep-08 15:09:33

hmm good i dea btu no
tesco haev been
schol is 160 meters away

LoveMyGirls Mon 29-Sep-08 15:09:41

What do you think he'll say when he finds out? You can always claim it's the first time or a one off?

SheikYerbouti Mon 29-Sep-08 15:10:15

But then if he is anything like my DP, he will get a hangover and spend the day looking like a slapped arse and moaning and generally getting on my nerves, thereby not allowing me to indulge in a guilty oven moment

NotCod Mon 29-Sep-08 15:10:17

he has had to pop out now.
so may do the comedic email.

NotCod Mon 29-Sep-08 15:10:32

it is so amazing when its done

FabioAsGoodAsItGets Mon 29-Sep-08 15:11:04

Pretend you are having an affair with the ovenu man and he has turned up unexpectedly.
It's the only way to cover your tracks.

SheikYerbouti Mon 29-Sep-08 15:11:04

Book him in for a haircut somewhere with distance

NotCod Mon 29-Sep-08 15:11:29

god he looks like mr muscle.

PinkPussyCat Mon 29-Sep-08 15:11:30

I looked Ovenu up a while back to find that they don't come to our area - I was gutted. Are they good then?


fanjolina Mon 29-Sep-08 15:11:45

Tell him you won it in a mumsnet competition!!

NotCod Mon 29-Sep-08 15:12:32

ah! godo one
am already prepping him for costa rica

Mercy Mon 29-Sep-08 15:12:38

Brilliant idea!

SheikYerbouti Mon 29-Sep-08 15:13:36

Yes MN comp is good one

FabioAsGoodAsItGets Mon 29-Sep-08 15:13:40

fanjolina that's brilliant

or say you are trialling him for mn andthey will be reimbursing you

PS how much does he charge?

NotCod Mon 29-Sep-08 18:07:11

£70 odd i think

murphyslaw Mon 29-Sep-08 19:19:34

worth every penny - mine gets done every 6 months grin

NorthernLurker Mon 29-Sep-08 19:24:58

From the title I assumed you were having an affair with the ovenu man and so I was thinking - 'ooh she's in the wrong subject area. Pedant that I am......

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