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Sorry for FAR TMI.......but how do I get a huge sh*t to go down the toilet............

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TheQueenOfQuotes Fri 21-Sep-07 01:14:57

without waking the entire household by flushing 20 times.......DS1 has just got up and done a massive (stinky) shit - he flushed -but only half of it is gone.....the other half is looking pretty stubborn and I really don't want to wake everyone up hmm

LadyOfWaffle Fri 21-Sep-07 01:15:37

PMSL. Leave and flush in morning?

TheQueenOfQuotes Fri 21-Sep-07 01:17:06

it really honks though and DH is bound to ask why I didn't get rid of it....I suppose I could say that DS1 flushed and told me it had gone - and I didn't think to check?????

LadyOfWaffle Fri 21-Sep-07 01:21:05

Try flushing again...

Califrau Fri 21-Sep-07 01:24:15

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mears Fri 21-Sep-07 01:25:24

Just get your hand down there and fire it round the bend then flush again. It won't bite! grin

TheQueenOfQuotes Fri 21-Sep-07 01:26:46

oh it's definitely not a floater - FAR too big for that (if I didn't know for fact that DS1 (7yrs) had done it I would have thought it was DH's shock).

I've squirted lots of airfreshner in there, shut the door and am leaving it blush (our main toilet/bathroom is downstairs thankfully)

VeniVidiVickiQV Fri 21-Sep-07 03:12:10

LOL Mears....

QOQ - get your DS to sort his own turds grin

hellish Fri 21-Sep-07 03:22:18

Get a knife. or stick from the garden (or chopstick?) and chop it into smaller peices, one flush and it'll be gone smile

mamama Fri 21-Sep-07 05:58:47


PrettyCandles Fri 21-Sep-07 06:08:55

If you're too squeamish to chop it up, pour a generous amount of bleach on it and leave for several hours. It should dissolve, or at least soften, and become flushable.

I've heard that bio laundry soap works too, but I've never tried it myself.

Certain individuals are banned from pooing in the downstairs loo, here, for that same reason!

Theresa Fri 21-Sep-07 06:09:53

My ds aged 5 is quite capable of producing these (we call the Bertie Bendblockers!) Rubber gloves and break it up, then chuck out the gloves!

Budababe Fri 21-Sep-07 06:33:36

Only on MN would you awaken to a thread like this!

And QOQ - stop blaming your poor DS - bet it was you!!!

MellowMa Fri 21-Sep-07 06:45:32

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Chloesmumtoo Fri 21-Sep-07 09:54:42

yuk lol Steaming poo!

iota Fri 21-Sep-07 09:57:06

agree with PrettyCandles - use bleach - painless and effective

Mercy Fri 21-Sep-07 09:58:35

Has it gone yet?

coppertop Fri 21-Sep-07 09:58:45

at this thread!

goingfor3 Fri 21-Sep-07 10:14:39

This is so funny!

mishymoo Fri 21-Sep-07 10:17:45

grin brilliant way to start the day... with this thread!!

So what is the outcome.. has it gone? Or is it still lurking...eeeewwww!

TheQueenOfQuotes Fri 21-Sep-07 11:15:38

Oh it's gone now - I gave it another flush and a bit more went down.....then shut the door (after spraying far too much airfreshner and thus doing massive damage to the enviroment wink) and left it blush (it was gone 1am......).

DH got rid of it early this morning.

DS1 knows he's only supposed to sh*t in the downstairs (main) bathroom as the "bend" in the upstairs one just can't cope with his turds.....

And Budababe - I'd have a heartattack I think if I managed to produce turds that big grin

MaryAnnSingleton Fri 21-Sep-07 11:17:26

yay ! this has reminded me on a story my cousin tells about his doing a massive crap in the house of some client ( he designs kitchens) and finding that the water was off and he couldn't get rid of it

mishymoo Fri 21-Sep-07 11:36:25


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sallystrawberry Fri 21-Sep-07 11:40:11

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