Used to smoke, gave up. Been having the odd one (I know, naughty squonk) and I just felt like having a fag before so I locked the kids in the front room and had one in the hall.
Twas lovely and all that, but then the hall, stairs and landing smelt of smoke, so I sprayed loads of air freshener.
Now there's that claggy, pervasive smell of air freshener which gets right to the back of your throat and I can't get rid of it, and it's right as you walk in the front door, and it's giving me a headache. What can I do to get rid of it.
This shall be my penance for that very illicit cigarette