how to keep the cleaner working hard...

[CountessDracula]

come on all you employers of cleaners

tips to be shared here

The best sort of housekeeping is DELEGATED

[FillyjonktheSnibbet]

get a whip.

[CountessDracula]

cat o'nine tails

[FillyjonktheSnibbet]

ah, but thats still hard work really, isn't it?

Employ someone else to crack a whip.

[CountessDracula]

oh yes I get the nanny to do it

ffs
good housekeeping

Cod you are to blame for this insipid shite

[collision]

I have a team of cleaners who come armed with their products and blitz the place!

Im so happy!

They do everything. life is too short to clean!

We have a gardener too!!

[NotAnOtter]

some of us love to housekeep - i love talking to my grandma about it - just love it
think i was born in the wrong era - i would love to starch!

[collision]

ugh, notanotter, I hate it and loathe it and would really love to pay someone else to do the laundry! sooooooooo boring.

You would have loved a mangle, I think.

[NotAnOtter]

monday evening was mangle night in the Gowing (grim northern name) household!!!

[dinny]

is this a larf, right?

[NotAnOtter]

larf? no

[FillyjonktheSnibbet]

sorry, dinny, do you not have a cleaner? and a nanny?

[dinny]

have I missed a contentious thread??

[NotAnOtter]

pay her well!

[collision]

No, a nanny, a gardener, an aupair, a housekeeper and a maid is all that we need for a quiet life.

[FillyjonktheSnibbet]

oh yes, i do pay my cleaner well. £1.10 an hour and a 14p tip at christmas. I always get her a box of poundstretcher chocolate too.

[FillyjonktheSnibbet]

Tut, collision, how do you manage without a chauffeur and a personal shopper? Still, must be fun to slum it.

[threebob]

If she has a week off tell her how much longer it took you to do it.

[jampots]

best way to keep your cleaner working hard is to make a mess

[Twiglett]

complain to the agency on an irregular basis .. and with reason ...