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CountessDracula Fri 26-May-06 23:13:45

come on all you employers of cleaners

tips to be shared here

The best sort of housekeeping is DELEGATED

FillyjonktheSnibbet Fri 26-May-06 23:14:58

get a whip.

CountessDracula Fri 26-May-06 23:15:25

cat o'nine tails

FillyjonktheSnibbet Fri 26-May-06 23:18:54

ah, but thats still hard work really, isn't it?

Employ someone else to crack a whip.

CountessDracula Fri 26-May-06 23:28:29

oh yes I get the nanny to do it

good housekeeping

Cod you are to blame for this insipid shite

collision Fri 26-May-06 23:30:56

I have a team of cleaners who come armed with their products and blitz the place!

Im so happy!

They do everything. life is too short to clean!

We have a gardener too!!

NotAnOtter Fri 26-May-06 23:35:55

some of us love to housekeep - i love talking to my grandma about it - just love it
think i was born in the wrong era - i would love to starch!

collision Fri 26-May-06 23:37:19

ugh, notanotter, I hate it and loathe it and would really love to pay someone else to do the laundry! sooooooooo boring.

You would have loved a mangle, I think.

NotAnOtter Fri 26-May-06 23:40:16

monday evening was mangle night in the Gowing (grim northern name) household!!!

dinny Fri 26-May-06 23:42:17

is this a larf, right?

NotAnOtter Fri 26-May-06 23:42:56

larf? no

FillyjonktheSnibbet Fri 26-May-06 23:47:33

sorry, dinny, do you not have a cleaner? and a nanny?

<confused emocion>

dinny Fri 26-May-06 23:49:25

have I missed a contentious thread??

NotAnOtter Fri 26-May-06 23:50:41

pay her well!

collision Fri 26-May-06 23:52:07

No, a nanny, a gardener, an aupair, a housekeeper and a maid is all that we need for a quiet life.

FillyjonktheSnibbet Fri 26-May-06 23:56:48

oh yes, i do pay my cleaner well. £1.10 an hour and a 14p tip at christmas. I always get her a box of poundstretcher chocolate too.

FillyjonktheSnibbet Fri 26-May-06 23:58:04

Tut, collision, how do you manage without a chauffeur and a personal shopper? Still, must be fun to slum it.

threebob Sat 27-May-06 00:25:49

If she has a week off tell her how much longer it took you to do it.

jampots Sat 27-May-06 00:52:52

best way to keep your cleaner working hard is to make a mess

Twiglett Sat 27-May-06 08:27:02

complain to the agency on an irregular basis .. and with reason ...

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