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How do you get zombie flesh out of carpets?

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EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Mon 10-Oct-11 22:43:48

It's a long story but Sephrenia and I found it necessary to attack MNHQ with a zombie army, and MNHQ have asked me to start a thread for advice on how to get the zombie mess out of their carpets.

Any suggestions?

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Fri 14-Oct-11 13:26:20

<clinks glasses with Sephrenia> Me too.

<sits with Empress and drinks her wine >

I think we've all done a pretty good job here grin

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Thu 13-Oct-11 19:58:24

<locks door, gets out rest of biscuits and has another glass of wine>


<Grabs biscuits>


EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Thu 13-Oct-11 18:56:23

It will be one of those things people mention when they've namechanged and want to prove they're an MNer.

Shiney penguins, Pinot's kittens, Chaos's toaster & the zombie attack on MNHQ....

<grabs Merlot and runs back into the thread>

I did! I agree with their assessment, it was beyond surreal but funny as hell.

I wonder if in a years time we'll be reminiscing about the Zombie Invasion and newbies will all be wondering what the hell we're on about? grin

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Thu 13-Oct-11 18:31:21

How about merlot? It looks good in here, doesn't it?

Did you see the original thread's in Parenting News? smile

As a side note: DH has come up with something should there ever be another zombie outbreak at MNHQ.

And I quote:

Best Universal Grit, Grime and Effluent Remover

If Omo don't brighten it and Daz don't whiten it, BUGGER it!


Don't ask me, I don't know either but it sounds good grin

Thank you madwoman smile

<puts biscuits on the tabe>

IHYRKU!!!! <le gasp> shock

<hides utensils>

grin caramelwaffle

caramelwaffle Thu 13-Oct-11 17:30:46

Justine is offered zombie biscuits

<Inspects carpet>

<Wipes dust with white gloved finger>


Just be on the lookout.

Just sayin'.....

<Taps nose>


madwomanintheattic Thu 13-Oct-11 17:22:22

here you are. freshly baked.

<is arranging the after cleanup drinks>

What brand of wine do we want? Anything special or will any old plonk do? I know enough to get Smirnoff and Gordon's, but that's about it confused

I managed to get the brains out of the toilets by the way, just in case you were wondering, so you can take a break in a lovely, clean loo grin

Did anyone think to pick up new biscuits?

OliviaMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 13-Oct-11 15:59:33

Oh. Right. Thanks so much.

madwomanintheattic Thu 13-Oct-11 15:46:42


don't forget to buy your zombie soap to ward them off before the invasion next time. tsk.

kibble will never seem the same again.

HerdOfTinyElephants Thu 13-Oct-11 15:13:32

That wasn't a "stray" eyeball... that was a present... <sulks>

Did she not see the gift card?

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Thu 13-Oct-11 12:56:59

Thank you grin

<takes wine>

RebeccaMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 13-Oct-11 12:55:48

thanks all, much appreciated.
HelenMumsnet couldn't move for brains and OliviaMumsnet had to go home after she discovered a stray eyeball in her laptop bag. <boak>

<offers wine >

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Thu 13-Oct-11 12:30:14

<takes off hazmat helmet, looks round at pristine HQ>

Anybody got cake?

coffeeinbed Thu 13-Oct-11 12:01:31

All done.
They are fully immune to bloody everything - they go for swimming in the Thames FGS. And survive.

eaglewings Thu 13-Oct-11 11:57:52

Chill the wine please Rebbeca and make sure there is some butter for corn
Thanks x

RebeccaMumsnet (MNHQ) Thu 13-Oct-11 11:53:20


Great grin

OK everybody, let's get going.

Should we put the kettle on? confused

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Thu 13-Oct-11 11:43:32

Great grin

OK everybody, let's get going.

Arkady Thu 13-Oct-11 11:39:32


EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls Thu 13-Oct-11 11:23:57

As long as you help with the scrubbing.

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