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Right, I now have 3 days until a man I barely know takes an electric garrotte to my cervix .. eek
Don't worry Twiglett... I had that done years ago. The best bit of advice I can give you is not to look at the television screen. Everything is enlarged about 100 times - I'm sure you need no further details!
It's when you have thoughts like that that you think..."and my life has come to this?"
Did you hear about that Mum of (I think) 4 who had loads of parking tickets and had to pay them off or go to prison? She opted to go to prison even though she had the money as she said she needed a rest. I think I heard it on Radio 2 and I think she was German. Some bright spark will come along and find me a link now.