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The one time I come across a really fanciable doctor...

(28 Posts)
emkana Mon 08-Aug-05 16:45:37

... is the time when I have to have a vaginal swab done! (Suspected strep A infection)

I was so nervous that I was talking (too much) rubbish as well - v. embarrassing.

And he seemed fairly new to doctoring, so was very nervous as well.

And because I'm from Germany where you go and see a gynecologist on a horrible exposing chair twice a year, and therefore am unshockable, I started to undress before the doctor had pulled the curtains. He nearly fell over trying to pull the curtains around me while trying to hastily get away.

Would anyone like to share their embarrassing fanciable GP stories? Or am I the only one?

misdee Mon 08-Aug-05 16:47:00

my gp is cute.

but not done anything embaressing or needed anything done. he leaves soon.

charliecat Mon 08-Aug-05 16:47:49

MaloryTowers Mon 08-Aug-05 16:49:40

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dyzzidi Mon 08-Aug-05 16:50:10

I once when had to go to hospital after my m/c for a second D & C (rushed in with infection)the doctor on call for gynae came to see me he was gorgeous. 6"2 african man with lovely bedside manner although he was struggling a bit with english. He examined me and invited my mum back into room while he spoke to me and he said to my mum your daughter has a beautiful vagina!!! He meant that the problem was an internal infection not a vaginal one but in my morphine induced state I was crying with laughter and mum being very worried even managed a giggle too.

If i ever see him again i will die of embarassment the poor man did not know what he had said wrong.

Twiglett Mon 08-Aug-05 16:51:21

my wonky muff thread might make you feel better [grin]

Twiglett Mon 08-Aug-05 16:52:14

although no fanciable GP in it

jampots Mon 08-Aug-05 16:53:54

the doctor who appeared between my legs in theatre at trial of forceps then performed my c/s was gorgeous. He had beautiful twinkly dark brown eyes. His name was Howells if any of you come across him

expatinscotland Mon 08-Aug-05 16:57:01

The orthopaedic surgeon who did all my knee surgers was BEYOND sexy. I ran into him a couple of years after I was no longer a patient and we had a passionate 4-day affair during a storm in Chamonix whilst there for climbing and skiing. He was SO damn sexy! Yummy. One of my fondest memories.

Easy Mon 08-Aug-05 16:58:34

When my hip broke 2 years ago I was placed in the care of the most wonderful consultant, who was about my age (maybe younger ) and soo good looking, he wore beautiful suits, immaculate shirts, even in the hottest summer days. When my sister visited she said he definately deserved a role in ER.

Unfortunately I was so depressed and distressed about what had happened to me that I burst into tears every time he came to see me.

I now see him every 4 months or so, and dress up, full make-up the lot. I bet he still thinks "oh no, it's that mad woman again".

Mum2girls Mon 08-Aug-05 16:59:42

oooh expat - how romantic - reads like something out of a book.

Easy Mon 08-Aug-05 16:59:54


No .... That doesn't really happen ..... does it??????

katierocket Mon 08-Aug-05 17:33:40


no, I have never seen an even vaguely fanciable GP.

and at expat!

Pruni Mon 08-Aug-05 18:26:23

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expatinscotland Mon 08-Aug-05 21:29:56

It wasn't romantic - bah!. It was better than romantic:it was dirty and sleazy . He is 15 years older than I am and very, very French. It made me blush, and anyone who knows me knows I am not capable of such a thing.

I ran into him whilst descending a peak after a row w/my on-off boyfriend. Needless to say, it was 'off' at that moment, but we had tickets together and I'd no money to change mine and leave.

Dr Ortho had been skiing off piste. He recognised me first, b/c I'd ripped my hat off in a huff and was storming down. And he was laughing, saying I looked a little bothered. I said something like, 'Too bad I'm not hot then.Right. Stuck in a bloody barracks for the next 4 days waiting on my own and who do I run into but Mr. Dead Gorgeous? Fuck!'

So he did .

At least, I got to stay in a top hotel instead of some cheap hut.

MaryP0p1 Mon 08-Aug-05 21:33:28

When I had DD1 I had to have a few stitches. I lay there while he did this chatting as you do. A very nice looking one too I might add.

A few weeks later there were a few problems and I had to see an obstotrician. when I arrived at the hospital he happened to be the same one who stitched me up a few weeks before. It was NOT until I open my legs that he recognised me......

Flossam Mon 08-Aug-05 21:35:32

Ohhh, I've recently gone back to work and I can honestly say there have never actually been any doctors who have got my heart racing before. But since I have been gone one very sexy, fluffy brown haired, dark eyed, tall muscley (well I think he is under the scrubs tall, Irish Cardiothoracic registrar has been visiting our unit. I came back from my coffee break to find this stunning surgeon sat at my bed space's computer, and I wasn't unhappy, I'll tell you that much!! And he is nice too. Swwwoooon.

expatinscotland Mon 08-Aug-05 21:37:44

Shag him, Flossam! I've had affairs w/four of them b/c they're mostly GGG in bed: good, giving and game . Plus most are easy.

Flossam Mon 08-Aug-05 21:39:35

Don't think he'd be willing EPIS!! As much as I would, erm, relish the thought, DP would perhaps be less than chuffed too! Plus all the other nurses have not failed to notice his charms. And most of them are a size 10 or less without a baby - face it I have no chance! LOL at you though! Good on you!

Mytwopenceworth Mon 08-Aug-05 21:40:27

I came across a total hunk of a doctor when in hospital having ds1. He was the one doing my exams - Me "how am I progressing doctor, can you check" Him "Again? I'm checking every 10 minutes"!!!!! (not really, but almost!!!!) A days work for him, but my hot flushes were nothing to do with my contractions, I can tell you!!!!!!!!

expatinscotland Mon 08-Aug-05 21:42:43

Oh, thought you were single, Flossam. Sorry.

Now this is gonna sound really, really bad (it is), but let's face it: men will mostly overlook size if the lady does a good BJ.

Sex appeal comes in all shapes, sizes and ages.


True, though.

DelGirl Mon 08-Aug-05 21:47:16

I had an appointment with a really nice consultant a few weeks back. I wouldn't say he was drop dead gorgeous but he had a great personality. He was so taken with dd that he forgot that he'd said hello to me and shook my hand that after he'd stopped cooing over her, he introduced himself to me again . Thought it was going so well (on my own and it's nice to flirt now and again). Anyway, he decided that I needed my tummy and back prodding. Well, I'd only just had dd 6 weeks before so you can imagine the fall out can't you. I'm sure there was no real need for it though as i'm meant to be having my kidney stones blasted in a few weeks time. Was I embarrassed!

Flossam Mon 08-Aug-05 21:48:19

No EPIS, the thought is tempting at times but I do love my little lazy lying lump!!! God I hope he dosen't read this! I know all too well about the power of what you are talking about!!

'Yes doctor. I see doctor. Well I think this patient would most benefit if we were to go and complete this discussion behind the shelves in the sluice.'......' Oh, yes I think it would be necessary. I'll show you the way, come with me.'

expatinscotland Mon 08-Aug-05 21:49:04

I worked with an incredibly fanciable male OB/GYN once. He was gay.

expatinscotland Mon 08-Aug-05 21:52:56

'Are you all right, [insert shaggable doc's name]? You seem a little stressed. Anything I can help with (visually unfasten his trousers with your eyes)?'

'No, um, I'm fine. Would you like a coffee?'

'Sure. Oh, but I don't have any money on me. You'll just have to put it on my tab and I'll pay you back later. I promise.'

Remember, once you get him drinking, he's in the bag. And don't be shy! Wear your sexy underwear, pull out the silk scarves and remember two things: 1) there's no ride like that at Disneyland, baby! 2)GGG - good, giving and game.

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