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Why am I putting on make-up to see a gynaecologist?

(7 Posts)
Twiglett Fri 05-Aug-05 08:30:19

I never wear make-up

.. and its not like he's going to be looking that end

(sorry I'm nervous and didn't sleep well)

morningpaper Fri 05-Aug-05 08:32:33

kid Fri 05-Aug-05 08:35:55

lol,
hope your appointment goes well.

MrsGordonRamsay Fri 05-Aug-05 08:38:00

Well he is not going to say Good morning to your nether regions now is he ??

MrsGordonRamsay Fri 05-Aug-05 08:40:48

Well actually he might, if he really loves his work


You will be fine.

desperatehousewife Fri 05-Aug-05 08:49:30

this made me smile - sort of thing I'd do! I fancied a gynacologist I met on holiday when I was young...until he cracked the joke "I know women inside out" ! Eugh!

Good luck.

Chocol8 Fri 05-Aug-05 22:59:48

Bless you Twiglett! I once read a story about a woman who was going to see her gynae and rushed into her daughter's room to use her femfresh.

When she was being examined, the gynae was looking of her strangely. When she got out she went to the loo and discovered that instead of femfresh she had used her daughter's purple glitter hairspray!!! I did laugh!

Another one I read was about a woman who wiped herself with a tissue from her handbag before her appointment and the gynae extracted a first class stamp from inside her - now that's what i call embarassing!

How did you get on today? No glitterspray or stamps I hope?

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