cant work out how to namechange oh well i had do do something really horrid thismorning.........

[AwayWithTheFaries]

and i really hope im not the only one who has had to do this
i was on the toilet and VERY constipated.....

[Iklboo]

I think I know what you're going to say.......

[PlantASeedWatchItGrow]

I can't even work out what you might say...
So please tell us

[iwascyteenagewerewolf]

Are you a mathematician?

[iwascyteenagewerewolf]

I'm going out now but I'll be happy to supply the punchline to that joke later.

[IControlSandwichMonkey]

Please don't let the punchline involve digits, perhaps adding one...

[iwascyteenagewerewolf]

lol! no, i was going to ask if she worked it out with a pencil

[JustAnotherManicMummy]

I'm thinking something like that bit in Wild Swans where the author has to "help" her poor aunt who's had a stroke with having a poo

[Seededbiatch]

I know the punchline to that one. DP is an acountant, it's one of his faves.

[JustAnotherManicMummy]

oh very good teenagewerewolf

[AwayWithTheFaries]

no symperthey then?
it wasnt nice

[4GHASTLYGHOULSandnotout]

FIL once ahem assisted mil who was constipated, makes me gag everytime they recount the story

[ChilloHippi]

JustAnother, I didn't need to be reminded about that horrific book. I had to read it for A-level and it scarred me for years afterwards.

[CJCregg]

Hmmm ... am going to watch with interest. I did something so gross once that I'm hoping I might find I'm not the only one.

[PlantASeedWatchItGrow]

So was the op joking?

[BitOfCock]

Oh goodness- I am having visions of magicians pulling strings of hankerchieves from their sleeve now...what does ^helping] entail, exactly?

[BloodRedTulips]

pelvic floor excercises and plenty of fibre

[Iklboo]

As ex-p's father once said

It brings a whole new meaning to 'a finger of fudge'

[JustAnotherManicMummy]

4Ghastly Why why why why why would your PIL tell people about it?!

I am enjoying that no one has actually been graphic. Give it a minute and someone'll be along to describe in great detail the horrors of their colonic evacuations

[AwayWithTheFaries]

i wish i was joking cjgregg i was hoping that too

[JustAnotherManicMummy]

All this skirting around the issue... is no one going to spill?

[PuppyMonkey]

Oh dear, I have no idea what you all mean at all. But I will have to lurk on this thread now until someone explains.

[louii]

Manually evacuating, nice.

Quiet a lot of older people often have to do this.

[Seededbiatch]

I once saw a programme/read an article about Whitney Houston and it said she was once so bunged up that Bobby Brown had to help her out....with a spoon.

[PuppyMonkey]

Gulp.... how?

[PlantASeedWatchItGrow]

What? How is that even possible?

If something is stuck up there, how would sticking something up there help get it out?