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cant work out how to namechange oh well i had do do something really horrid thismorning.........

(78 Posts)
AwayWithTheFaries Tue 27-Oct-09 14:08:09

and i really hope im not the only one who has had to do this
i was on the toilet and VERY constipated.....

Iklboo Tue 27-Oct-09 14:09:16

I think I know what you're going to say.......

PlantASeedWatchItGrow Tue 27-Oct-09 14:10:28

I can't even work out what you might say...
So please tell us grin

iwascyteenagewerewolf Tue 27-Oct-09 14:17:21

Are you a mathematician?

iwascyteenagewerewolf Tue 27-Oct-09 14:19:48

I'm going out now but I'll be happy to supply the punchline to that joke later.

IControlSandwichMonkey Tue 27-Oct-09 14:21:25

Please don't let the punchline involve digits, perhaps adding one...

iwascyteenagewerewolf Tue 27-Oct-09 14:22:12

lol! no, i was going to ask if she worked it out with a pencil grin

JustAnotherManicMummy Tue 27-Oct-09 14:23:14

I'm thinking something like that bit in Wild Swans where the author has to "help" her poor aunt who's had a stroke with having a poo <vom emoticon>

Seededbiatch Tue 27-Oct-09 14:24:09

I know the punchline to that one. DP is an acountant, it's one of his faves.

JustAnotherManicMummy Tue 27-Oct-09 14:24:10

oh very good teenagewerewolf grin

AwayWithTheFaries Tue 27-Oct-09 14:24:20

no symperthey then?
it wasnt nice

4GHASTLYGHOULSandnotout Tue 27-Oct-09 14:26:26

FIL once ahem assisted mil who was constipated, makes me gag everytime they recount the story hmm

ChilloHippi Tue 27-Oct-09 14:28:48

JustAnother, I didn't need to be reminded about that horrific book. I had to read it for A-level and it scarred me for years afterwards.

CJCregg Tue 27-Oct-09 14:30:26

Hmmm ... am going to watch with interest. I did something so gross once that I'm hoping I might find I'm not the only one.

PlantASeedWatchItGrow Tue 27-Oct-09 14:31:00

So was the op joking? hmm

BitOfCock Tue 27-Oct-09 14:31:21

Oh goodness- I am having visions of magicians pulling strings of hankerchieves from their sleeve now...what does ^helping] entail, exactly?

BloodRedTulips Tue 27-Oct-09 14:31:24

pelvic floor excercises and plenty of fibre wink

Iklboo Tue 27-Oct-09 14:32:59

As ex-p's father once said

It brings a whole new meaning to 'a finger of fudge' <boak>

JustAnotherManicMummy Tue 27-Oct-09 14:33:01

4Ghastly Why why why why why would your PIL tell people about it?!

I am enjoying that no one has actually been graphic. Give it a minute and someone'll be along to describe in great detail the horrors of their colonic evacuations grin <ChilloHippi you may need to look away then as guarenteed to be worse than that book...wink>

AwayWithTheFaries Tue 27-Oct-09 14:34:09

i wish i was joking cjgregg i was hoping that too

JustAnotherManicMummy Tue 27-Oct-09 14:36:05

All this skirting around the issue... is no one going to spill?

<Sorry. I'll get my coat>

PuppyMonkey Tue 27-Oct-09 14:37:22

Oh dear, I have no idea what you all mean at all. But I will have to lurk on this thread now until someone explains.

louii Tue 27-Oct-09 14:40:41

Manually evacuating, nice.

Quiet a lot of older people often have to do this.

Seededbiatch Tue 27-Oct-09 14:43:54

I once saw a programme/read an article about Whitney Houston and it said she was once so bunged up that Bobby Brown had to help her out....with a spoon.

PuppyMonkey Tue 27-Oct-09 14:44:52

Gulp.... how?

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