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A cake in each hand does NOT count as a balanced diet! Join the SHINEY healthy eating thread for weight loss sucess (& idle chit chat about DTs bum)!

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NormaSknockers Wed 14-Oct-09 22:21:58

Welcome one & all to our 24th healthy eating thread!

If you want to loose or maintain weight or you just want a healthier diet you've come to the right thread! Shiney is our illustrious leader & can tell you 101 things to do with a QF!

We're a friendly bunch so come & join in but hold on to your knickers as we move fast - just dive in we don't bite but we do like to chat about David Tennants bum grin

NormaSknockers Wed 14-Oct-09 22:23:55

D'oh! I mis-spelt success!!!!!! blush

bellavita Wed 14-Oct-09 22:25:24

<< marks spot >>

I like the thread title smile

daftpunk Wed 14-Oct-09 22:25:38

and it's lose..not loose

slimeoncrazydemon Wed 14-Oct-09 22:26:50

Message withdrawn

SqueezyCheesyPumpkin Wed 14-Oct-09 22:26:55

Nice title! grin

OK, so I now know who DT is, but what's a QF?

BiteOfFun Wed 14-Oct-09 22:27:17

Not Terry Wogan's cock, then? <disappointed>

bellavita Wed 14-Oct-09 22:28:49

Quorn Fillet Squeezy

BiteOfFun Wed 14-Oct-09 22:29:04

Shiney has been honoured with the Order Of The Quorn Fillet, for services to Imaginative Healthy Vegetarianism, I believe.

daftpunk Wed 14-Oct-09 22:29:37

...if the standards on this thread drop any further, i'll join the wankers..

NormaSknockers Wed 14-Oct-09 22:31:08

Pah! I never get loose & lose right grin I do get bought & brought right though that one drives me potty!

BOF stop putting that photo up, it freaks me out grin

SazZaVoom Wed 14-Oct-09 22:31:58

Cock, bum, wanker and pedants

What more does one need?

SazZaVoom Wed 14-Oct-09 22:32:32

Well, other than a QF, obviously grin

BiteOfFun Wed 14-Oct-09 22:32:41

That's why I like to do it, Norma grin

NormaSknockers Wed 14-Oct-09 22:33:56

No-one should have to see TW's cock....not even his wife!

SqueezyCheesyPumpkin Wed 14-Oct-09 22:34:19

grin QF <snigger> I was trying to think of 'something that starts with Q' and then Focus (as in Lord Focus) grin

Christ, well my grammar is non existent and I'm rubbish at apostrophes so don't expect any pedantry from me smile

<wonder if pedantry is a word or if I have gotten lucky by adding 'try' onto the end>

SazZaVoom Wed 14-Oct-09 22:35:01

I still haven't looked as i am on my work PC. Also never googled DragonButter as i fear either may land me in big piles of poo with the IT nerds shock

SazZaVoom Wed 14-Oct-09 22:35:45

I believe pedantry is acceptable Squeezy smile

slimeoncrazydemon Wed 14-Oct-09 22:36:36

Message withdrawn

BiteOfFun Wed 14-Oct-09 22:36:44

Oh, you are quite safe, Sazz- he is fully clothed...but leaving very little to the imagination IYSWIM grin

daftpunk Wed 14-Oct-09 22:36:53

there are two subjects i rarely talk about

sex and trolls...

is this really the right thread for me..?

NormaSknockers Wed 14-Oct-09 22:37:03

I did google dragon butter, seriously wish I hadn't <<vom>>

Squeezy at least I'm not alone in being crap at getting words right then grin

SazZaVoom Wed 14-Oct-09 22:38:16

Ok, i'm going in..........

On your head be it BoF if i get the sack grin. Nothing to do with me not having actually worked for 16 months grin

daftpunk Wed 14-Oct-09 22:38:47

fuck off are they too clever...

[i'm in love with monkeytrousers]

NormaSknockers Wed 14-Oct-09 22:39:02

Be careful he doesn't poke your eye out shock

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