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Please give me some advice on my embarrassing facial wart?

(18 Posts)
WinneTheWart Sun 02-Aug-09 22:49:07

I have a wart on my nose, tried everything and cant seem to get rid of it, it just keeps on growing back

Any advice please?

WinneTheWart Sun 02-Aug-09 22:55:54

People stare at me in public blush

maggievirgo Sun 02-Aug-09 22:57:10

have you gone beyond faffing around with creams at home? doctor had a go?

RumourOfAHurricane Sun 02-Aug-09 23:00:18

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RumourOfAHurricane Sun 02-Aug-09 23:01:27

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harleyd Sun 02-Aug-09 23:01:30

you cant go out! seriously
cut it off

Marthasmama Sun 02-Aug-09 23:02:23

Have you tried putting a steak on it, then burying the steak at midnight on the next full moon? If you try that then as the moon passes through the waning cycle, your wart should shrink in sync with the moon.

WinnieTheWart Sun 02-Aug-09 23:02:49

I have tried all the treatments the doctor has offered, he seemed more worried about my skin though hmm

I can't seem to find a paper bag big enough, they keep ripping down the sides

harleyd Sun 02-Aug-09 23:04:04

could you kinda decorate round it...make a feature of it like?

RumourOfAHurricane Sun 02-Aug-09 23:05:45

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VinegarTits Sun 02-Aug-09 23:08:19

Just looked at your profile OP, that looks nasty <sucks teeth>

Marthasmama Sun 02-Aug-09 23:08:28

Try tying a piece of string round it, attach the other end to a door knob and slam the door. Hey presto, wart is gone!

VinegarTits Sun 02-Aug-09 23:11:46

<hands OP big knife>

RumourOfAHurricane Sun 02-Aug-09 23:13:07

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Sycamoretreeisvile Sun 02-Aug-09 23:15:29

I'd be more worried about that piece of bacon hanging off your lip love, never mind the wart.

And you've gone a bit overboard with that skin redness correcting fluid too....

WinnieTheWart Sun 02-Aug-09 23:15:37

No i am beautiful, how rude

RumourOfAHurricane Sun 02-Aug-09 23:20:58

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ellagrace Sun 02-Aug-09 23:27:28

i would go with the wart. it is one of your more endearing features

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