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Whats more important...length or girth? *discuss*

(99 Posts)
juicychops Wed 30-Mar-05 20:57:31

Whats more important...length or girth? discuss

bossykate Wed 30-Mar-05 21:00:05

er, is mumsnet still a parenting website? there has been another thread going the last couple of days that i finally worked out (from the title) - oh my...

hamster Wed 30-Mar-05 21:00:41

Girth definitely!!!

wordsmith Wed 30-Mar-05 21:01:03

After childbirth - girth, definitely

bossykate Wed 30-Mar-05 21:01:25

surely there are more appropriate internet venues for these discussions - you know, the ones you'd block your kids looking at.

wordsmith Wed 30-Mar-05 21:07:20

Yes, I would definitely block my kids from looking at Mumsnet, load of hussies!!

HappyMumof2 Wed 30-Mar-05 21:08:10

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juicychops Wed 30-Mar-05 21:08:17

Most women have opinions/preferences just wondered what they were...(girth)!!

its after the watershed now

bossykate Wed 30-Mar-05 21:08:41

hussies - hmmm. seems there are definitely women and men here looking for more than parenting tips/sharing parenting experiences. if the cap fits...

wordsmith Wed 30-Mar-05 21:09:29

Oh dear, here we go again..............

bossykate Wed 30-Mar-05 21:10:42

yes, wordsmith, that's what i thought, here we go again.

dropinthe Wed 30-Mar-05 21:11:05

Juicychops-and I was eating donuts with you this arvo-if I'd have known that you had the morals of a ..............!!!
P.S Will ring you tommorrow re phone!!!!

juicychops Wed 30-Mar-05 21:12:39

ok dropinthe

wordsmith Wed 30-Mar-05 21:12:50

BK, don't think we're exactly singing from the same hymnsheet here. Sex does have something to do with parenting, you know!!

juicychops Wed 30-Mar-05 21:14:34

im only 20! i talk about stuff like this with my mates all the time. I have morals, i just dont get embarraced about stuff like that

p.s. the dohnuts were well yummy wasn't they!

bossykate Wed 30-Mar-05 21:16:12

sorry you missed the irony, wordsmith. yes, sex does have to do with parenting. so i wouldn't react to a thread entitled e.g. "trying to conceive, when is the best time?" or "sex after childbirth, how soon?" or "sex after childbirth, how often?" or even "sex has been much better/worse since we had kids, is this normal?"

but "which is better length or girth - discuss" or the other one which i won't repeat - well, plenty porn sites out there...

lou33 Wed 30-Mar-05 21:16:23

i prefer the girth of ring doughnuts myself, those long straight ones just dont do it.

expatinscotland Wed 30-Mar-05 21:16:45


wordsmith Wed 30-Mar-05 21:18:26

Well you said it, BK, don't react!

dropinthe Wed 30-Mar-05 21:18:27

I know you have morals honey!!!I was being flippant-I think its nice to have a good dollop of both really and us mums need light hearted convos like this to lighten our lives a little from poo and nappies and puke and the boredom that being mummies brings!!

dropinthe Wed 30-Mar-05 21:19:25

I know Bk,dont read!!!

bossykate Wed 30-Mar-05 21:20:10

i'll read and react to what i want to, thanks.

dropinthe Wed 30-Mar-05 21:22:28

What about-"Sex after childbirth-a possibility?"

wobblyknicks Wed 30-Mar-05 21:22:44

If I thought that parenting only involved discussions relating directly to kids/childbirth/pregnancy issues I would go and drink myself into a stupor right now. Even parents are human beings and we get fed up of having to talk about our kids ALL the time, there are other things on our minds from time to time!!!

As a parenting forum, Mumsnet naturally reflects this. We talk about things that are on parents minds, not necessarily things directly related to parenting. Ok, there's no need to have really horribly sexual discussions but I don't think this falls into that category, its just the sort of thing you talk to friends about.

(btw - if you went on a porn forum you'd be lucky if this was the sort of discussion you got!!!)

lilsmum Wed 30-Mar-05 21:23:03

girth..for sure lol

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