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I don't know....but I think I may have solved your problems.....
You are not in labour.
A labour politician is in you.
You are working yoursleves too hard, leading to temporary shortness of breath.
As soon as yuo both complete your pleasures...you breathing will calm down as you both relax.... (providing you are not of the type who prefer a quick ciggy afterwards; in which case the shortness pf breath may last a little longer)