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If a boy has a winkle what does a girl have..........................?

(68 Posts)
noddyholder Mon 03-Jan-05 20:00:33

we call it a tufty!

HappyMumof2 Mon 03-Jan-05 20:03:21

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huggybear Mon 03-Jan-05 20:05:41

ive got 2 boys so have no idea what i'd call it. me and my sister used to call it a ningy but i think it was origionally meant to be a thingy. if im in the bath or getting changed its 'mommys bits' . my ds1 calls his a winkle although my dh keeps saying willy which i think is rude, not sure why.

janeybops Mon 03-Jan-05 20:05:55

we call dd's 'bits'.

when i was small my mum called it our 'tuppence' lol

NameChangingMancMidlander Mon 03-Jan-05 20:07:42

Boys have a winkie, girls have a twinkle.

Janeybobs, my mum used to call it a tuppence too ! Are you from up North ? I wonder if it's a Mancunian / northern thing ? TBH, 'Tuppence' makes me cringe now

janeybops Mon 03-Jan-05 20:08:26

no I'm originally a west country maid

KateandtheGirls Mon 03-Jan-05 20:09:04

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

NameChangingMancMidlander Mon 03-Jan-05 20:09:17

Bang goes my theory

NameChangingMancMidlander Mon 03-Jan-05 20:10:02

Sorry, that post was in response to janeybops !

lavenderr Mon 03-Jan-05 20:10:18

we've always called it a gigi

hunkermunker Mon 03-Jan-05 20:10:57

Willies and bits in this house!

OLittleYurtofBethlehem Mon 03-Jan-05 20:11:21

Er where has the beginning of my thread gone to?

hunkermunker Mon 03-Jan-05 20:11:28

Mildly regretting posting that sentence quite like that...there are other things here too...!

OLittleYurtofBethlehem Mon 03-Jan-05 20:14:54

Ahhhhh now i see that the thread title is on the 'last hour' page but not on this one

thread should have begun with fulsome praise for ds success on potty today

And that this thread follows on from thursdays which started out all about foreskins and finished up all about REGINALD

nailpolish Mon 03-Jan-05 20:16:04

dd calls it her flower

MarsLady Mon 03-Jan-05 20:19:34

DD1 used to call it her mini but that caused all sorts of problems when she began to dream about visiting a certain Mickey Mouse and wife

scaltygirl Mon 03-Jan-05 20:23:00

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popsycal Mon 03-Jan-05 20:24:08

I used to be in the tufty club when i was a child!

Loobie Mon 03-Jan-05 20:52:09

The boys have a man and dd has a cookie,it was to be flower but i have a very literal thinking autistic son who took one look at his wee sis and demanded thatthere was no way 'that 'was a flower but funnily enough he doesnt mind it being called a its got anything to do with him anyway im rambling....

sallystrawberry Mon 03-Jan-05 20:57:45

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OLittleYurtofBethlehem Mon 03-Jan-05 21:11:34

I really like Twinkle ATM - not so sure about Tufty! dd is only a baby cant bear to think of puberty just yet

Ailsa Mon 03-Jan-05 21:16:30

winkie and peanuts for ds, and bits for the girls.

NameChangingMancMidlander Mon 03-Jan-05 21:18:04


jampots Mon 03-Jan-05 21:19:25

foof for a girl and dinkle for a boy

i know ive said this before but a friend of ours called a girls bit a "fairy" until her ds got to 5 and had nightmares about the toothfairy

handlemecarefully Tue 04-Jan-05 09:55:04

My dd has been encouraged to call hers 'twinkle' but then doubtless influenced by the nursery rhyme she has rechristened it 'star'!

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