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New drugs to ease the strain of being a parent

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Daddster Tue 10-Jul-07 13:38:39

St. Mom's Wort - Plant extract that treats mother's depression by rendering pre-school children unconscious for up to six hours.

Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait until they moved out.

Antiboyotics - When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up the telephone and reducing money spent on makeup.

Menicillin - Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as: "Get your coat - you've pulled"

Buyagra - Stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.

Tortington Tue 10-Jul-07 13:40:02

lovely

CantSleepWontSleep Tue 10-Jul-07 13:42:30

lol

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