Facts:
- Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.
- Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.
- Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.
- Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.
- Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Australians, British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.