I don't know what the thing is called that they use to wedge you open for smear tests but I hate it - so painful and extremely uncomfortable for me, it stings like hell when they put it in. I am due a smear but hate them, not due to embarassment but due to the sting.
Anyway on another note I don't think there is anything wrong with me down there as I can use tampons without problems. Everyone I know says that smears shouldn't be stingy so I have been going out of my mind wondering what was wrong with me.
I recently bought a pelvic floor exerciser (I haven't had children yet but I read that if you are planning pregnancy it's a good idea to strengthen these muscles). I was horrifed at the size of the instrument but when I relaxed I was able to put it in! It stung a little at first but I was able to get in in and walk around with the a significant weight in it!
Anyway it got me thinking could I ask the doctor or nurse if I could put the smear test machine in myself and obv they would do the swab collecting bit.
Do I sound like a nutter?
My other thread tonight is about visiting Florence so I am quite normal!!
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Smear tests - would the doctor or nurse let me put the contraption in myself?
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