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After the darkness, comes the LIGHTer ladies!

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Mouseface Tue 23-Nov-10 13:47:00

Hello, tis me, Mouseface. smile

Welcome to the LIGHTer threads. We are a part time healthy eating thread and on ocassion, we are the WHETE (Worst Healthy Eating Thread Ever)!!

Hopefully, we'll get back on track in the New Year but for now, most of us are trying not to put any more weight on.

I've managed to put over half a stone on in 5 weeks! Argh!

Come and join us for lots of chat, laughs and bloody good company. smile

DISCLAIMER - No cliques, bitch fests or vipers allowed!

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger Tue 23-Nov-10 14:02:49

Hello, I'm Bitter and I want to lose about half a stone.

I also hate exercise and am too fond of wine and cheese. Hence the above.

MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny Tue 23-Nov-10 14:07:01

What about Vindow Vipers Mouse? grinwink

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger Tue 23-Nov-10 14:12:48

Is a bitch fest what you wear under your bitch jumper when it's ferry cold? grin

MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny Tue 23-Nov-10 14:17:01

<<snigger>> grin Really laughing out Loud Bitter ya loon xx

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger Tue 23-Nov-10 14:19:27

grin@ vindscreen vipers

Mouseface Tue 23-Nov-10 14:44:33

Dear potential newbies or lurkers,

Ignore the children posting above. They have clearly found my secret stash of Smarties grin

Love 'n' hugs,


MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny Tue 23-Nov-10 14:53:19


BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger Tue 23-Nov-10 14:59:38

<pokes out tongue and blows a rasberry>

Mouseface Tue 23-Nov-10 15:04:25

<sits Mittz on the naughty step and puts Bitter to bed for a much needed nap> grin

MittzyBittzyTeenyWeeny Tue 23-Nov-10 15:16:48

<<starts to pick the woody bits from the wood-chip wallpaper>>

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger Tue 23-Nov-10 16:18:16

Doug and Jack. grin

Mouseface Tue 23-Nov-10 16:19:50


SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan Tue 23-Nov-10 16:23:05

oh i meant to say antenna! duh!

BrianAndHisBalls Tue 23-Nov-10 16:25:59

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Mouseface Tue 23-Nov-10 16:37:24

Cliff!!! grin

BrianAndHisBalls Tue 23-Nov-10 16:47:02

yay! grin

Mouseface Tue 23-Nov-10 16:51:55

What do you call a woman in a fridge?

SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan Tue 23-Nov-10 16:58:29

don't know mouse.

what do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?

Mouseface Tue 23-Nov-10 17:04:51


'Woman in a fridge' still open...

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger Tue 23-Nov-10 17:05:53

No idea mouse.

Mouseface Tue 23-Nov-10 17:07:42

Ok, What do you call a woman in a fridge?

Marge! grin

What do you call a woman under a cow?

InstructionsToTheDouble Tue 23-Nov-10 17:11:45

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SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan Tue 23-Nov-10 17:15:26


SantaIsAnAnagramOfSatan Tue 23-Nov-10 17:16:02

leave it where it is dubs. that's what i do.

right running to get the boy.

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