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She ain't heavy, she's LIGHTER.

(1002 Posts)
BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger Sun 31-Oct-10 14:31:42

Hello, I'm Bitter and I'm a bit porky.

Feel free to join us for healthy eating and chat.

No rules, no clique, just a bunch of posters who are fabulous and talk too much.

Doubledoubletoilandtrouble Sun 31-Oct-10 14:57:27

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MittziTheMinx Sun 31-Oct-10 15:57:41

I am Mittz.

Enough said.


And .........<drum roll>.......... I am actually Lighter....wheeeeeee!! Although HOW much exactly is classified at the moment.

I am;

a/ feeling the love.
b/ loving a feel,
c/ the loving feeling,
d/ loving the feeling of feeling lovely,
e/ lovely,


BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger Sun 31-Oct-10 16:18:34

I have just finished a mountain of paperwork, applaud me please.

This weekend I have mostly been eating vegetables.

For dinner I am having sweet potato, butternut squash, curly kale and cabbage. With a little bit of pork for protein.

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger Sun 31-Oct-10 16:19:11

Carrots, not cabbage.

Rock and Roll.

MittziTheMinx Sun 31-Oct-10 16:39:58


BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger Sun 31-Oct-10 16:43:15

Thanks Mittz x grin

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger Sun 31-Oct-10 18:09:00

Where is everyone? sad

HammerMouseOfHorrors Sun 31-Oct-10 18:41:54

I'm Mouse and I'm BACK!!

Did you miss me??? grin

Thanks to BT hmm we've had no bloody t'internet for 2 days.

But, pine for me no more...... dry your eyes, I am here gorgeous LIGHTer ladies.

I now have about half a stone to lose.


So I really need a kick in the right direction!!

Mwah xxx

WallowsInFlies Sun 31-Oct-10 18:52:42

evening all.

glad you're back and hope you're ok bitter. and applause of course.

mouse were you ok out there alone? the horrors of losing internet. did you get stuff done?

<waves to everyone else>

i have spent the afternoon hanging upside down off of the sofa, eating sunday dinner then napping at my mum's house. buggery sinuses.

i have baileys (early birthday present) and ice and decongestants and painkillers (love you mouse) so will survive.

HammerMouseOfHorrors Sun 31-Oct-10 18:56:00

Nope SAF- not really. I spent my time having mini meltdowns and being told by MrM that I was jumpy, jittery, panicing and not doing so well.

Thanks for that! grin

Bitter - sorry you have had a few rough days, I have just read the thread......

Are you ok babes? Will post poster to DS tomorrow. xx

Dubs - you did a sterling job keeping everyone updated re my lack of connection. Thank you lovely. xx

Mittz - you can come get me anytime grin

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger Sun 31-Oct-10 18:57:41

shock You can't drink baileys in October!

It's strictly a Christmas drink.

Sorry your sinuses are bothering you, that's such a horrible pain.

Mouse are you ok? <panics at the thought of no internet>

I don't know where you are hiding this alleged half a stone Mouse. hmm

WallowsInFlies Sun 31-Oct-10 19:18:16

my mother bought it from me as my birthday present from ds and gave it to me today with my cards as they won't be here for birthday.

i'm actually not that into baileys but was when i was a kid and she still buys it for me. wouldn't buy it but i'll drink anything if someone else does smile

except dark rum! or brandy on it's own.

Doubledoubletoilandtrouble Sun 31-Oct-10 19:56:23

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HammerMouseOfHorrors Sun 31-Oct-10 20:07:56

Bitter - all is good now I'm back! I feel half a stone (at least) heavier due to a huge Sunday roast!!

Recording XF to watch once Nemo is in bed....

I LOVE Baileys and still have a full bottle untouched from last Christmas. Thank God it doesn't go off!! grin

DD back to school tomorrow!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!

Doubledoubletoilandtrouble Sun 31-Oct-10 21:03:13

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HammerMouseOfHorrors Sun 31-Oct-10 21:21:41

Dubs - stick a rocket up her arse and light the blue touch paper.


Nemo, almost in bed, DD pjd up, as am I. XF and chocolate and a cheeky glass of red due at half nine...... then bed.

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger Sun 31-Oct-10 21:25:29

Hello lovelies.

I have been watching Dexter with DH. Brian, remind me to post you series one, or you could ask our portugese pirate to send them to you electronically.wink

I love Baileys too, but it has to be drunk at xmas. THAT'S THE LAW.

Can you all nag me to go to the GP's next week please, I feel like I am back to square one.

Doubledoubletoilandtrouble Sun 31-Oct-10 21:25:41

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HammerMouseOfHorrors Sun 31-Oct-10 21:28:57

Bitter - Make a note, IN BIG LETTERS and stick it on the fridge so you remember!!!

BitterAndTwistedGoreDodger Sun 31-Oct-10 21:31:00

Kettle might be more appropriate, I don't go near the fridge these days.

HammerMouseOfHorrors Sun 31-Oct-10 21:36:59

? Why not?? How are you doing re your appetite?

Doubledoubletoilandtrouble Sun 31-Oct-10 21:39:42

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WallowsInFlies Sun 31-Oct-10 21:41:46

doctors. don't worry, i'll stay on your case.

someone bug me too. i missed an appointment a couple of weeks ago and have never remade it. oh and i have a letter from colposcopy saying i've missed my treatment follow up appointment that i never even knew i had so better remake that too. at least my cervix gets plenty of attention.

i'm stretched out on sofa watching crime shows.

HammerMouseOfHorrors Sun 31-Oct-10 21:45:20

What do you mean Dubs??

SAF - I have cervix attention envy

I so need to go and get 'things' checked out... MrM keeps reminding me but there are only so many Nemo free hours in a frickin day!!

Oh, and I survived my flu jab. Unlike Brian, I am not a whinger!!! grin

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