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maximusgr8 Tue 15-Oct-19 10:45:47

Would you use a Male masseur/escort?

MichaelMumsnet (MNHQ) Tue 15-Oct-19 10:55:31


Breathlessness Tue 15-Oct-19 10:58:34

I luvs MN grin

DioneTheDiabolist Tue 15-Oct-19 11:00:00

Is it a Ford?

ForeverFaff Tue 15-Oct-19 11:00:43

Do you do Yoni??

HavelockVetinari Tue 15-Oct-19 11:03:49


HavelockVetinari Tue 15-Oct-19 11:04:08

Depends. Is he based in Hull?

BreastedBoobilyToTheStairs Tue 15-Oct-19 11:04:48

Maximus you say...?


AnneKipanki Tue 15-Oct-19 11:05:06

Brian that you ?

TheQueef Tue 15-Oct-19 11:05:31

What could I get for £6.50?
And is the escort hatchback?

GypsyRoseTea Tue 15-Oct-19 11:07:22

I’ve got a 10 min break at 12.40

Ambidexte Tue 15-Oct-19 11:10:52

Top marks for putting this in the For Sale section.

Usually I think people specify the price range and the general condition (new/used/some wear and tear/suitable only for parts)?

AdoraBell Mon 21-Oct-19 22:10:59

<rummages through sofa cushions> damn, I can’t afford it 😥

MmeBoulaye Sun 03-Nov-19 09:21:26

I love all these answers! I’ve never ever thought about it until now ... but YES! if it means I’ll at least have sex again! Married, but no sex. Husband and I don’t fancy each other.

Lobsterquadrille2 Sun 03-Nov-19 10:35:52

I looked into hiring a male escort for DD's sports day years ago. Newly back in the UK and the only sole parent in a twee little school. Took my sister instead.

PinkSquash Sun 03-Nov-19 10:37:34

If you're called Brian, you live in Hull and can do a mean yoni massage then yes please.

CherryCheezcake Sun 03-Nov-19 10:41:22

It's a bit of a coy sales technique - would I use one? Why not be upfront and just say what's available and we can start the bidding. Or rather, continue, as @TheQueef has already offered £6.50

NumberblockNo1 Sun 03-Nov-19 10:42:44

What sort of price structure?

Namechangeforthiscancershit Sun 03-Nov-19 10:52:22

Yay it must be Sunday morning.

Do you take Advantage card points?

NightsOfCabiria Sun 03-Nov-19 10:55:28

Depends. What’s on offer?!

NumberblockNo1 Sun 03-Nov-19 12:52:27

Maybe we could get a discount for a group booking?

HeadfucktD Wed 13-Nov-19 10:38:04

Im avilable to give massage if your happy with what you get then you pay hows that for an offer oldham +10mile

TheQueef Wed 13-Nov-19 10:41:12

Yes Headfuckt but are you also selling a used vehicle?
Maximus is offering massage and a car.
You could up the ante if you have a Volvo say....

HeadfucktD Wed 13-Nov-19 10:42:56

No need for car with what iv got to offer

TheQueef Wed 13-Nov-19 10:43:55

Got a van have you?

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