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I have just inadvertently made nipple cakes

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moodlum Wed 11-Nov-09 13:26:17

For my first foray into running the cake stall at the PTA Autumn fair this afternoon I have made some lovely fairy cakes..

Except that, if you can imagine a little round pale (ish) fairy cake - a goodly blob of slightly darker pink icing - rounded off with a pink smartie, you have, in fact, successfully created a nipple cupcake.

Should have just bought biscuit

LynetteScavo Wed 11-Nov-09 13:29:23

I inadvertantly made some vagina puffs the other day. I took a photo, adn will post them on my profile later. grin

moodlum Wed 11-Nov-09 13:31:19

Vagina puffs? Were they a success? grin We should put them together and make some sort of sordid cake stall

piprabbit Wed 11-Nov-09 13:34:05

ROFL. Congratulations moodlum. Hope the sale goes well - perhaps you should offer to wrap them in a plain brown paper wrapper to avoid embarrassment?

LynetteScavo - I am shock and not sure if I dare look at your profile.

moodlum Wed 11-Nov-09 13:35:19

I think to disguise them with hundreds and thousands would only make them look even more sordid wink

piprabbit Wed 11-Nov-09 13:38:00


LynetteScavo Wed 11-Nov-09 13:39:44

The puffs are now up loaded - the photo is poor, but you I think you'll get the idea.

LowLevelWhingeing Wed 11-Nov-09 13:39:49

Tassels then?

LowLevelWhingeing Wed 11-Nov-09 13:40:43

mmmmm...vagina puffs, my favourite!

etchasketch Wed 11-Nov-09 13:43:02

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

thatsnotmymonster Wed 11-Nov-09 13:45:54


piprabbit Wed 11-Nov-09 13:58:59

LynetteScavo - your vagina puffs look.... well, like vaginas. I had hoped you were exaggerating but your description is 100% accurate. I've tried typing about 5 different comments, but they all end up sounding v.v.rude given the context.

treedelivery Wed 11-Nov-09 14:00:41


moodlum Wed 11-Nov-09 14:04:35

I'll take a photo on my mobile and then try and work out how to upload it.

Lynette - if I ever need vagina puffs I know where to come. <do not misread disclaimer>

treedelivery Wed 11-Nov-09 14:19:10

Take care not to send pic to PTA head or some such disaster grin

notwavingjustironing Wed 11-Nov-09 14:22:05

I can see this appearing in Round-up

Beauregard Wed 11-Nov-09 14:23:29

Will look out for them on saturday <wonders if it is the same autumn fair>

Beauregard Wed 11-Nov-09 14:24:40

Vagina puffs shock

notwavingjustironing Wed 11-Nov-09 14:28:38

I can't think of anything to say that isn't completely vulgar

treedelivery Wed 11-Nov-09 14:32:34

I think you meant to do it.

Things people will do to not get roped in to PTA grin I think you are in real danger of not being allowed to wear a tabard when manning the teapot.

pagwatch Wed 11-Nov-09 14:39:00

ROFL at vagina puffs

Like piprabbit I clicked on the photos expecting to see something that you had to work at to make into vagina but there indeed was a little smorgasbord of fanjo flatbreads.

There has to be a joke about eating them and culinary, cunnilingus...

puff diving ?

pagwatch Wed 11-Nov-09 14:40:34

tree is right
on some level you wanted to mnake them.

I think you should take some time to reflect.

have a puff while you are pondering

notwavingjustironing Wed 11-Nov-09 14:43:26

Roaring at puff diving. Still haven't got anything to say that isn't complete filth.

pagwatch Wed 11-Nov-09 14:52:02

I failed to listen to my filthometer.

Saltire Wed 11-Nov-09 14:52:39

I really need to get my eyes tested.

I thought you'd said in title
"I've made some inverted nipple cakes"

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