Was having a mooch roudn the baby section in Boots Bexleyheath when I saw shining out from the aisle - baby pasta!!
Peter Rabbit baby pasta in normal twists and (wait for it) tricolour shapes. Was laughing to myself, didn't buy any though I use little shells from Morrisons! So there you go it exists it is not a urban myth - the number of threads on here devoted to the quest!