DD was in dh's study having a nose round. I was in the next room. She wandered into the room I'm in clutching a sports water bottle we have been looking for for a couple of months. No idea where she found it, but suspect she may have hidden it in the first place as per her favourite game!
Anyway, she tipped it up and drank from it. I snatched it straight away and emptied it, noticing floating bits of mould in it. Yeuch.
What a remarkably positive spin... Might have a swig myself.
The panic is subsiding slightly. Usually very un-precious and leave her to grub about eating worms but it was mould. Months old squash and floating mould. That's more than even I, MrsHealthyNeglect can allow.