Wow - talented!

[JellySlice]

I have just dished up dinner for the dc, and discovered that I managed to cook the rice so that it is both grittily underdone and mushily over-cooked at the same time. I don't even know how I did it!

I'm not normally a bad cook (haven't poisoned anyone - yet), but occasionally get things spectacularly wrong.

A couple of years ago I managed to burn jelly.

What bizarrely improbable food disasters have you created?

[feellikezerobucks]

I take your rice and raise you over cooked stew...pinch of nom my ass!!!

[JellySlice]

Crispy stew. You are definitely talented